"Francia obligada a quitarle comida a los ricos para dársela a los pobres" o "Portugal debe cerrar el 117% de sus carreteras" son algunas medidas de austeridad económica generadas de forma aleatória por esta web.
#12:
Your austerity measure is....
France should kill some random citizens.
Me se de una página web que no puede ser concejal de cultura...
#1:
Tsipras is obligated to run 55 times around Berlin naked or wearing some funny clothes.
Con este que me ha salido a mi, Grecia saldria ganando
#4:
"Varoufakis needs to listen to Justin Bieber for 59 hours while on heavy drugs."
#24:
El mejor que me ha salido: Italians should minimize their hands gestures while talking by 7%.
#23:
"Grecia debe sodomizar al 49% del aceite virgen disponible."
"Menos agua y menos comida en general para los portugueses."
"La Torre Eiffel debe acortarse un 8% en 63 días."
MWAHAHAHAAA
#29:
Spain is obligated to give every second child to Germany to become a worker.
"Grecia debe sodomizar al 49% del aceite virgen disponible."
"Menos agua y menos comida en general para los portugueses."
"La Torre Eiffel debe acortarse un 8% en 63 días."
#18 Grecia tiene un PIB per capita mayor que los BRICS, y eso que se ha reducido un 25% desde 2007. No creo que nadie diga que para mejorar la economía de China haya que hacer un generador de chinos que curren como chinos. :rol:
Stathakis is obligated to gain 57 kilos in 8 days to make Merkel feel thinner este me ha matado
también que portugal debe beber 87541842672 litros de cerveza alemana en 7 horas y Tsakalotos needs to go for a dinner with Merkel, pay for the dinner and allow Merkel to eat from both dishes. De españa e italia salen muchos tb
#27 que yo sepa no, solo editar para cambiar el despropósito si eres rápido ^^
Tsipras is obligated to write 'I will stay in the EU' 822368 times.
Italy should accept 11 goals from Germany or Netherlands in the next football match.
Cualquier día de éstos las imponen por echar unas risas
Stathakis needs to drink the blood of 60 virgins.
France should disable all elevators
France should should rewrite all songs removing the musical note C.
Varoufakis has to wear a German flag and go to Syntagma square.
Greece needs to raise the amount of sex by 102%.
No more motorcycle rides for Varoufakis.
Portugal has to take away 18% of the drugs of old people and give it back only if they pay 182% of the value.
Stathakis is obligated to gain 62 kilos in 17 days to make Merkel feel thinner.
Portugal should sacrifice 3 old people from each city.
Comentarios
Your austerity measure is....
France should kill some random citizens.
Me se de una página web que no puede ser concejal de cultura...
Tsipras is obligated to run 55 times around Berlin naked or wearing some funny clothes.
Con este que me ha salido a mi, Grecia saldria ganando
"Varoufakis needs to listen to Justin Bieber for 59 hours while on heavy drugs."
El mejor que me ha salido:
Italians should minimize their hands gestures while talking by 7%.
Italy is obligated to taxate Super Mario.
Spain has to give all of it's facebook passwords to Germany.
"Grecia debe sodomizar al 49% del aceite virgen disponible."
"Menos agua y menos comida en general para los portugueses."
"La Torre Eiffel debe acortarse un 8% en 63 días."
MWAHAHAHAAA
Spain is obligated to give every second child to Germany to become a worker.
Tienen el día majo, no piden primogénitos...
Something bad needs to happen in Spain in the next 56 hours.
No more motorcycle rides for Varoufakis.
El JavaScript:
http://www.random-austerity-measure-generator.com/js/amg.js
Juas; Portugal is obligated to have taxes within taxes within taxes and call it taxeption.
"Spain should keep 17% of it's kittens hungry."
http://www.random-austerity-measure-generator.com/?measure=Spain+should+keep+17%25+of+it%27s+kittens+hungry
"Tsipras sólo podrá hablar en alemán de ahora en adelante."
#18 Grecia tiene un PIB per capita mayor que los BRICS, y eso que se ha reducido un 25% desde 2007. No creo que nadie diga que para mejorar la economía de China haya que hacer un generador de chinos que curren como chinos. :rol:
#13 Que le manden un correo a la NSA.
Fund the spanish banks by 14% while raising the tax for poor people by 166%.
Estamos trabajando en ellou...
#27 No.
Stathakis is obligated to gain 57 kilos in 8 days to make Merkel feel thinner este me ha matado
también que portugal debe beber 87541842672 litros de cerveza alemana en 7 horas y Tsakalotos needs to go for a dinner with Merkel, pay for the dinner and allow Merkel to eat from both dishes. De españa e italia salen muchos tb
#27 que yo sepa no, solo editar para cambiar el despropósito si eres rápido ^^
Eating with an empty stomach is now restricted in Spain.
If a rich italian has , should give one to Germany and one to a poor balear. Then the poor person should give the car to Germany.
#1 Tsipras is obligated to solve a rubics cube in 9 seconds.
Hungary needs to have every poor person give one euro to a rich person. -> Como la vida misma
Tsipras is obligated to write 'I will stay in the EU' 822368 times.
Italy should accept 11 goals from Germany or Netherlands in the next football match.
Cualquier día de éstos las imponen por echar unas risas
Un generador de despilfarro en españa lo peta: "tarjetas black para fulanito" o "10 kilos de cigalas para desayunar con el alcalde"...
Portugal should have its people sing 'Germany is Awesome' by 6 o'clock this afternoon.
#30 Seguro... que es Sudáfrica.
(#34)
Tsakalotos should win Tsak Noris in something.
A mí me ha salido un: "Algo malo tiene que ocurrir en España en las próximas dos horas"
#7 #8 Yo en chrome lo veo sin problemas.
Hungary is obligated to raise the money of rich people by 131%.
Pensaba que era de broma.
52% colder saunas for Finland.
#15 A mi me dio esto con Portugal
"Less 50% something nice for Portugal."
Que se jodan los portugueses
El generador aleatorio de medidas de austeridad de Rajoy lo hicieron en Alemania.
#50 - + 🐱
Si todo fuese así de fácil... 😌
http://www.random-austerity-measure-generator.com/?measure=More+gatitos+and+less+coletas
Italy needs to to find a cure for cancer silently and hang it over Germany in 20 days.
Lo que se dice medidas realistas y faciles.
el dominio parece estar registrado a nombre de una empresa en Grecia
Name Server NS66.CRETAFORCE.GR
Pregunta tonta ¿no se puede borrar un comentario?
7 eggs less for every Spanish omelette.
No dice nada de la cebolla 😧 😧 😧
#8 En Opera funciona perfectamente. Todos aquellos que usen navegadores inferiores que se pongan al día.
Tsipras has to listen to Justin Bieber for 65 hours while on heavy drugs.
Ta simpático el sitio...
#4 Te me adelantaste
Que original, no como la UE, que solo quiere recortar en el estado social.
Spain should accept 20 goals from Germany or Netherlands in the next football match.
Stathakis needs to drink the blood of 60 virgins.
France should disable all elevators
France should should rewrite all songs removing the musical note C.
Varoufakis has to wear a German flag and go to Syntagma square.
Greece needs to raise the amount of sex by 102%.
No more motorcycle rides for Varoufakis.
Portugal has to take away 18% of the drugs of old people and give it back only if they pay 182% of the value.
Stathakis is obligated to gain 62 kilos in 17 days to make Merkel feel thinner.
Portugal should sacrifice 3 old people from each city.
soy yo al unico que no le funciona el generador?
Curiosamente en Chrome no me funciona... en Opera por ejemplo si.
#7 goto #8 prueba otro navegador
#9 ni en Chrome, ni en Firefox ... vamos a probar con IE
#3 ¿Será esto? "Spain needs to divide only by zero from now on."
#19 perdón en #30 estaba pensando en PIGS
Portuguese cows need to be 11% less fat
greek cows need to be 2% less fat.
Spain should have it's prime minister to do water fasting for 59 days.
Vamos mal para que encima les deis ideas...
#42 http://www.random-austerity-measure-generator.com/?measure=Meneame+should+reduce+17%25+of+it%27s+Podemos+news
Vaya chorrada.
#19 ¿Mayor PIB per capita que la S de los BRICS? ¿seguro?
Esto es lo fácil. Lo complicado es hacer un generador de griegos currantes o uno de griegos no corruptos