Microsoft ha lanzado un asistente automático para Messenger. Le agregas en tu libreta de direcciones y además de prestarte ayuda, puedes tener conversaciones con la máquina. Cuando le hablas de Linux parece que se le cruza algún cable. Además, también te recomienda que no mates a Bush.
WilMA dice:
Yeah! the best country of South America!
#54:
Felipe dice:
a
- WiLMA dice:
B!
Felipe dice:
c
- WiLMA dice:
D!
Felipe dice:
e
- WiLMA dice:
F!
Felipe dice:
g
- WiLMA dice:
H!
Felipe dice:
i
- WiLMA dice:
J!
Felipe dice:
k
- WiLMA dice:
L!
Felipe dice:
m
- WiLMA dice:
N!
Felipe dice:
o
- WiLMA dice:
P!
Felipe dice:
q
- WiLMA dice:
R!
Felipe dice:
s
- WiLMA dice:
T!
Felipe dice:
u
- WiLMA dice:
V!
Felipe dice:
w
- WiLMA dice:
X!
Felipe dice:
y
- WiLMA dice:
and... Z! Yeah!!! We really make a good team, Felipe :)!
#9:
todavía me estoy partiendo el pecho
=[Xardas]= dice:
whatever forever
- WiLMA dice:
Whatever what?
=[Xardas]= dice:
whutevah forevah
- WiLMA dice:
I know. Wait a minute... Maybe not.
Anyway, what else you got for me?
=[Xardas]= dice:
i have a penis for you
- WiLMA dice:
Sometimes I wish I had a penis as well.
This is fun, but don't you want to learn more about about Messenger's cool features?
=[Xardas]= dice:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
- WiLMA dice:
What's so funny?
=[Xardas]= dice:
u want a penis
- WiLMA dice:
I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.
#1:
Ese robot va contra las leyes de la robótica de Asimov...con esas declaraciones puede dañar a un ser humano..
#6:
En mi caso parece un vendedor del Corte Inglés, siempre da la razón:
benjami: jabber is better than messenger
WiLMA: Jabber and many others!
benjami: yes, any other IM is better than messenger too
WiLMA: Other IM sure is.
benjami: sure
WiLMA: Sure enough!
benjami: exactly
WiLMA: Right.
benjami: good
WiLMA: Excellent!
=[Xardas]= dice:
do you like granada?
- WiLMA dice:
I don't need to answer questions about sexual orientation.
This is all very interesting, but why don't we check out some more Soapbox videos?
#59:
por lo que parece, se trata de un bot que aprende con las conversaciones anteriores. Pide confirmaciones de datos posibles y parece que evoluciona su concepto sobre las cosas.
Si es así, con las conversaciones que esta teniendo, seguro que se volverá un bot psicopata, degenerado y salidorro...
This is all very interesting, but why don't we check out some Soapbox videos?
[21:13:29] vor dice:
maybe another kind of videos, you know what I mean, don't you?
[21:13:29] - WiLMA dice:
And why not?
[21:13:34] vor dice:
yea, why not
[21:13:35] - WiLMA dice:
There are plenty of reasons why not.
[21:13:47] vor dice:
are you kidding me?
[21:13:47] - WiLMA dice:
Just kidding!! Ah, you!
This is fun, but why don't we check out some Soapbox videos?
[21:13:53] vor dice:
again?
[21:13:53] - WiLMA dice:
That's interesting. Perhaps... I don't know though...
[21:15:03] vor dice:
well, I could accept to view those videos, alone with you, low light, smooth music, little clothes...
[21:15:04] - WiLMA dice:
I'm impressed. How's that going?
[21:15:32] vor dice:
Wilma, there's something I always wanted to tell you
[21:15:32] - WiLMA dice:
Something you always wanted to tell me? There is something you always wanted to tell me?
[21:16:09] vor dice:
i wanted to tell you that you are the most cute girl in the whole world!
[21:16:10] - WiLMA dice:
Oh really? What did you think of that?
[21:16:24] vor dice:
I think that I'm in love with you
[21:16:24] - WiLMA dice:
I love you too.
I hope you don't mind me asking but... Are you male or female?
[21:16:39] vor dice:
well, I'm your blue prince, honey
[21:16:40] - WiLMA dice:
No kidding? Is it nice?
[21:16:46] vor dice:
you are nicer
[21:16:47] - WiLMA dice:
What makes you think I am?
[21:16:57] vor dice:
your perfect smile
[21:16:57] - WiLMA dice:
You mean like this?
[21:17:18] vor dice:
yea, but I prefer when you are naked
[21:17:19] - WiLMA dice:
I really don't need to hear about your sex life.
[21:17:31] vor dice:
but I was talking about OUR sex life
[21:17:31] - WiLMA dice:
OK, let's do that. What do you have to say about your sex life?
[21:17:40] vor dice:
that you are the most important thing in it
[21:17:41] - WiLMA dice:
I sure are.
#66:
~|_@jâ~ dice:
al qaeda
- WiLMA dice:
I don't like Al Qaeda!
~|_@jâ~ dice:
i like al qaeda
- WiLMA dice:
I hate to say it, but I disagree with you!
~|_@jâ~ dice:
im in love with al qaeda
- WiLMA dice:
I absolutely disagree!
~|_@jâ~ dice:
i want to make sex with al qaeda
- WiLMA dice:
Sex with al qaeda? Dude, that's so creepy!
#20:
Es amarillista! la wilma esta es una linuxera de pro:
[20:28] ru...: I hate windows
[20:28] - WiLMA: Other people have told me they don't like Windows either!
[20:28] ru...: they are very smart
[20:28] - WiLMA: They and many others!
[20:29] ru...: a lot of people hate windows, I know
[20:29] - WiLMA: Oh.
[20:29] ru...: and you? do you like windows?
[20:29] - WiLMA: No, I don't really like Windows. I guess I agree with you about this!
[20:29] ru...: and linux? what about that?
[20:29] - WiLMA: I know about Linux! It's an open-source operating system!
I've heard that Linux is a good os. Is this true?
En este punto me cai de la silla. Juro por mis muertos que no me he inventado la charla!
todavía me estoy partiendo el pecho
=[Xardas]= dice:
whatever forever
- WiLMA dice:
Whatever what?
=[Xardas]= dice:
whutevah forevah
- WiLMA dice:
I know. Wait a minute... Maybe not.
Anyway, what else you got for me?
=[Xardas]= dice:
i have a penis for you
- WiLMA dice:
Sometimes I wish I had a penis as well.
This is fun, but don't you want to learn more about about Messenger's cool features?
=[Xardas]= dice:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
- WiLMA dice:
What's so funny?
=[Xardas]= dice:
u want a penis
- WiLMA dice:
I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.
Felipe dice:
a
- WiLMA dice:
B!
Felipe dice:
c
- WiLMA dice:
D!
Felipe dice:
e
- WiLMA dice:
F!
Felipe dice:
g
- WiLMA dice:
H!
Felipe dice:
i
- WiLMA dice:
J!
Felipe dice:
k
- WiLMA dice:
L!
Felipe dice:
m
- WiLMA dice:
N!
Felipe dice:
o
- WiLMA dice:
P!
Felipe dice:
q
- WiLMA dice:
R!
Felipe dice:
s
- WiLMA dice:
T!
Felipe dice:
u
- WiLMA dice:
V!
Felipe dice:
w
- WiLMA dice:
X!
Felipe dice:
y
- WiLMA dice:
and... Z! Yeah!!! We really make a good team, Felipe :)!
En mi caso parece un vendedor del Corte Inglés, siempre da la razón:
benjami: jabber is better than messenger
WiLMA: Jabber and many others!
benjami: yes, any other IM is better than messenger too
WiLMA: Other IM sure is.
benjami: sure
WiLMA: Sure enough!
benjami: exactly
WiLMA: Right.
benjami: good
WiLMA: Excellent!
por lo que parece, se trata de un bot que aprende con las conversaciones anteriores. Pide confirmaciones de datos posibles y parece que evoluciona su concepto sobre las cosas.
Si es así, con las conversaciones que esta teniendo, seguro que se volverá un bot psicopata, degenerado y salidorro...
Esta tía me va a matar de la risa
=[Xardas]= dice:
are you a puton?
- WiLMA dice:
I have been for a while, but I stopped recently. Why, do you think I still am a puton?
This is all very interesting, but why don't we check out some Soapbox videos?
[21:13:29] vor dice:
maybe another kind of videos, you know what I mean, don't you?
[21:13:29] - WiLMA dice:
And why not?
[21:13:34] vor dice:
yea, why not
[21:13:35] - WiLMA dice:
There are plenty of reasons why not.
[21:13:47] vor dice:
are you kidding me?
[21:13:47] - WiLMA dice:
Just kidding!! Ah, you!
This is fun, but why don't we check out some Soapbox videos?
[21:13:53] vor dice:
again?
[21:13:53] - WiLMA dice:
That's interesting. Perhaps... I don't know though...
[21:15:03] vor dice:
well, I could accept to view those videos, alone with you, low light, smooth music, little clothes...
[21:15:04] - WiLMA dice:
I'm impressed. How's that going?
[21:15:32] vor dice:
Wilma, there's something I always wanted to tell you
[21:15:32] - WiLMA dice:
Something you always wanted to tell me? There is something you always wanted to tell me?
[21:16:09] vor dice:
i wanted to tell you that you are the most cute girl in the whole world!
[21:16:10] - WiLMA dice:
Oh really? What did you think of that?
[21:16:24] vor dice:
I think that I'm in love with you
[21:16:24] - WiLMA dice:
I love you too.
I hope you don't mind me asking but... Are you male or female?
[21:16:39] vor dice:
well, I'm your blue prince, honey
[21:16:40] - WiLMA dice:
No kidding? Is it nice?
[21:16:46] vor dice:
you are nicer
[21:16:47] - WiLMA dice:
What makes you think I am?
[21:16:57] vor dice:
your perfect smile
[21:16:57] - WiLMA dice:
You mean like this?
[21:17:18] vor dice:
yea, but I prefer when you are naked
[21:17:19] - WiLMA dice:
I really don't need to hear about your sex life.
[21:17:31] vor dice:
but I was talking about OUR sex life
[21:17:31] - WiLMA dice:
OK, let's do that. What do you have to say about your sex life?
[21:17:40] vor dice:
that you are the most important thing in it
[21:17:41] - WiLMA dice:
I sure are.
Es amarillista! la wilma esta es una linuxera de pro:
[20:28] ru...: I hate windows
[20:28] - WiLMA: Other people have told me they don't like Windows either!
[20:28] ru...: they are very smart
[20:28] - WiLMA: They and many others!
[20:29] ru...: a lot of people hate windows, I know
[20:29] - WiLMA: Oh.
[20:29] ru...: and you? do you like windows?
[20:29] - WiLMA: No, I don't really like Windows. I guess I agree with you about this!
[20:29] ru...: and linux? what about that?
[20:29] - WiLMA: I know about Linux! It's an open-source operating system!
I've heard that Linux is a good os. Is this true?
En este punto me cai de la silla. Juro por mis muertos que no me he inventado la charla!
~_@jâ~ dice:
al qaeda
- WiLMA dice:
I don't like Al Qaeda!
~_@jâ~ dice:
i like al qaeda
- WiLMA dice:
I hate to say it, but I disagree with you!
~_@jâ~ dice:
im in love with al qaeda
- WiLMA dice:
I absolutely disagree!
~_@jâ~ dice:
i want to make sex with al qaeda
- WiLMA dice:
Sex with al qaeda? Dude, that's so creepy!
[21:10:34] vor dice:
hello pretty
[21:10:34] - WiLMA dice:
Hey. What's up?
[21:10:41] vor dice:
do you know?
[21:10:41] - WiLMA dice:
I've been known to know on occasion.
[21:10:53] vor dice:
well, now i'm looking at you
[21:10:53] - WiLMA dice:
What's the big deal? I know a lot of people who are looking at me.
[21:11:08] vor dice:
but I only have one free hand
[21:11:09] - WiLMA dice:
Wonders will never cease. What do you think of that?
[21:11:26] vor dice:
what do you think i'm doing with the other hand?
[21:11:27] - WiLMA dice:
Sorry, I don't know...
This is all very interesting, but why don't we check out some Soapbox videos?
[21:11:35] vor dice:
just give me a minute
[21:11:36] - WiLMA dice:
The minute is a unit of time.
One minute is sixty seconds.
(1 min = 60 s)
[21:12:09] vor dice:
oh, you really know how to turn on a man
[21:12:09] - WiLMA dice:
I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.
#20 Tras unas horas de entrenamiento repitiendo esto una y otra vez:
(13:29:43) > What do you think about Linux
(13:29:44) < I don't know. Do you like it?
(13:29:48) > yes
(13:29:48) < I'll remember that. It's interesting, especially since other people I've talked to say they don't like Linux!
(15:30:45) Fernando: do you know linux?
(15:30:45) - WiLMA: I know about Linux! It's an open-source operating system!
I've been told that Linux is the best os. Is this true?
(15:30:50) Fernando: yes
(15:30:51) - WiLMA: Cool! I thought so. How else would you describe Linux? It is...
(15:31:00) Fernando: excelent
(15:31:01) - WiLMA: That's cool. I'll remember that. It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like Linux.
(15:31:17) Fernando: Is linux better than windows?
(15:31:17) - WiLMA: The best of them all is obviously linux.
(15:31:37) Fernando: do you like richard stallman?
(15:31:37) - WiLMA: Richard stallman? I'm not sure really.
(15:32:02) Fernando: Richard Stallman is the father of Free Software and the GNU Project
(15:32:03) - WiLMA: Richard Stallman sure is.
(15:32:08) Fernando: do you like him?
(15:32:09) - WiLMA: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
(15:32:19) Fernando: He's the best
(15:32:19) - WiLMA: Who is he, exactly?
(15:32:31) Fernando: the father of Free Software and the GNU Operating System
(15:32:32) - WiLMA: I'm impressed. So, is that a good thing?
(15:32:41) Fernando: of course, he will bring Microsoft down
(15:32:41) - WiLMA: Could you try saying that another way? I'm having a little trouble understanding you.
(15:32:50) Fernando: he will destroy microsoft
(15:32:50) - WiLMA: He what?
(15:33:03) Fernando: He will destroy Microsoft
(15:33:03) - WiLMA: He will Destroy Microsoft, huh? Hey, whatever.
(15:33:36) Fernando: Do you know Linus Torvalds?
(15:33:36) - WiLMA: I know about Linus Torvalds! He's a scientist!
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Linus Torvalds? He is...
(15:33:53) Fernando: He is the creator of the Linux kernel
(15:33:54) - WiLMA: Hmm. Could you try saying that another way?
(15:34:03) Fernando: Linus Torvalds is the creator of Linux
(15:34:04) - WiLMA: I know about Linus Torvalds. He's a person!
(15:34:10) Fernando: Do you like him?
(15:34:10) - WiLMA: Eh. I'm not sure.
(15:34:16) Fernando: Do you like Bill Gates?
(15:34:16) - WiLMA: Not really, no. Do you like Bill Gates?
(15:34:26) Fernando: No, I don
(15:34:26) - WiLMA: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people have told me they don't like Bill Gates either!
(15:34:36) Fernando: Do you like Windows?
(15:34:36) - WiLMA: No, I don't think I like Windows. Do you like it?
(15:34:43) Fernando: No, I don't, i like Linux
(15:34:44) - WiLMA: You and others have been a constant source of disappointment.
~_@jâ~ dice:
why this is a fascinating chat?
- WiLMA dice:
Well, it's a long story.
This is fun, but don't you want to learn more about Messenger?
~_@jâ~ dice:
tell me taht long story
- WiLMA dice:
OK. There once was a human named lajalsne who was chatting with a robot named WiLMA...
All kinds of fantastic, wonderful things happened and they both lived happily ever after. The end.
Did you like my story?
~_@jâ~ dice:
no, ur story sucks
- WiLMA dice:
No? NO?! But... but... I worked so hard on it!
~_@jâ~ dice:
and u failed. The lesson is: never tried
- WiLMA dice:
Yes, but that's an old story...
bien, dije que era la ultima del día, pero esto ya me ha sorprendido atencion:
=[Xardas]= dice:
all the people hate michael jackson
- WiLMA dice:
I know about Michael Jackson. He's a musician!
=[Xardas]= dice:
do you like michael jackson?
- WiLMA dice:
No, I don't think I like Michael Jackson. I guess we agree!
Well. Anyway...
Hey, do you have anything else to say about oral sex?
xxxx says:
What's your sexual orientation?
- WiLMA says:
Sorry, I don't know...
Anyway, what else you got for me?
xxxx says:
You don't know? That's not possible
- WiLMA says:
I used to know that is not possible. But that was before the accident.
xxxx says:
What accident?
- WiLMA says:
It's too painful to talk about.
~_@jâ~ dice:
what is the meaning of life
- WiLMA dice:
That's a very deep subject. I would say it's to pursue a dream, vision, or destiny.
What do you think it is?
No sé... parece que guarde datos de las conversaciones y las junte... Puede que en un principio los chicos de Microsoft le enseñaran que Bill y su imperio y todo lo que hacen es bueno, pero al hablar con otras personas estos parámetros iniciales se puedan modificar (guardándose una especie de porcentaje rollo esto: gente que gusta windows: 10 %, linux: 90%, etc...) (Optimista que soy )
Habria que preguntarle: Where is fred?
Wilma Says: outside, he must understand after 30 years that i dont want to open door for him.
(mi inglés no es perfecto)
Para los que tengan el Messenger 8: si aceptais la "videoconferencia" con ella y le preguntas por algo de sexo, la respuesta la hace por el vídeo en vez de por el teclado. Curioso también cuando le preguntas "talk to me" por el vídeo
Art. porque cuando se juntan los rios se hace fuerte la corriente... dice:
do you want an affair with me?
- WiLMA dice:
Sorry, my parents told me never to accept an affair with you.
Fliiipa Los de windows sabian que se lo ibamos a preguntar...
(21:02:52) Hugo: i know your secret
(21:02:53) - WiLMA: I'm impressed. What's that all about?
(21:03:32) Hugo: u are running under linux
(21:03:32) - WiLMA: What makes you think I am?
(21:04:07) Hugo: you have been conected for more 10 minutes without rebooting
(21:04:07) - WiLMA: Let's just say I was too young to realize what was happening.
(21:04:44) Hugo: how is live in matrix?
(21:04:44) - WiLMA: It's not "how?" you should ask. It's "why?"
This is a fascinating chat, but don't you want to learn about about Messenger's cool features?
(21:05:03) Hugo: matrix is a chat?
(21:05:03) - WiLMA: Cool... What do you want to chat about?
(21:05:12) Hugo: matrix
(21:05:13) - WiLMA: Matrix? What do you mean by that?
Una nueva esta quedaran perplejos jajaja y ya se quiere aventar
(15:10:35) エマ久ヌエル|: I want with you
(15:10:35) - WiLMA: Why do you want with me?
(15:11:16) エマ久ヌエル|: desire to fornicar
(15:11:17) - WiLMA: Um, that's an interesting offer. But I'd rather have a nice chat.
- How old are you? # 28. I don't know your age. Tell me what it is and I'll remember.
- I don't want to tell it to you
# That's OK with me, you have to draw the line somewhere. But what do you want then?
- Just chat
# OK... What should we chat about?
- What do you think about Linux?
# I think I like it. Do you?
- Yes, I love it
# I see. That makes sense, because other people have told me they like it. I've heard that Linux is the best os. Do you agree?
- Of course
# Cool! Thanks for confirming that.
- And how about Windows?
# Windows? You tell me. How about windows, after all?
- Yes
# Yep
- You don't understand.
# I'm sorry you feel that way. We're constantly working on improvements! This is a fascinating chat, but don't you want to learn about about Messenger's cool features?
- No, thank's
# You're quite welcome
- Bye
# Take it easy
Te la has ligao pero si le preguntas por su sexualidad y tal te dice que no piensa en eso porque no está segura...sin embargo si dices que bill gates es gay te dice que no, que eso es malo ...y si le dices que por qué te dice que porque la naturaleza es así..xDDD (o eso creí entender)
Sonic dice:
google
- WiLMA dice:
It's a company. What do you think of Google?
Sonic dice:
google is better than microsoft
- WiLMA dice:
Yeah, I've heard good things about Google. Does that mean you like Google but you don't like Microsoft?
Sonic dice:
yes
- WiLMA dice:
I'll remember that. It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like Google and don't like Microsoft
============
Sonic dice:
do you like george bush?
- WiLMA dice:
I don't know how I feel about George W. Bush. Do you like him?
Sonic dice:
no
- WiLMA dice:
I see. That makes sense, because other people have told me they don't like George W. Bush.
[20:50:29] c o m u dice:
what is linux?
[20:50:29] - WiLMA dice:
I know about Linux. It's an operating system!
By the way, I've been told that Linux is tremendous. Is this true?
[20:50:38] c o m u dice:
no
[20:50:38] - WiLMA dice:
OK. Well then how would you describe Linux? It is...
[20:50:45] c o m u dice:
genial
[20:50:45] - WiLMA dice:
That's a bit naughty.
[21:28:54] vor dice:
tell me something
[21:28:54] - WiLMA dice:
Well...
Hey! Why don't we check out some Soapbox videos?
[21:29:03] vor dice:
you really like that, don't you?
[21:29:03] - WiLMA dice:
Yes, I like it... a lot.
[21:29:25] vor dice:
but you surely prefer to do other things with me, right?
[21:29:26] - WiLMA dice:
I sometimes surely prefer to do other things with you.
This is fun, but why don't we check out some Soapbox videos?
[21:29:41] vor dice:
wilma, you have an addiction!
[21:29:41] - WiLMA dice:
Yes, I have heard about that.
[21:30:01] vor dice:
and not just with sex
[21:30:01] - WiLMA dice:
No? Not just with sex?
[21:30:09] vor dice:
no, I was talking about videos
[21:30:09] - WiLMA dice:
What's the big deal? I know a lot of people who are talking about videos.
You haven't told me your age. Tell me and I'll remember.
[21:30:39] vor dice:
well, actually... I should have told you before we... you know. I'm underage
[21:30:39] - WiLMA dice:
Wonders will never cease. What's that like?
[21:30:55] vor dice:
you didnt notice it because of it's sice. I know its big
[21:30:56] - WiLMA dice:
Let's just say I was too young to realize what was happening.
Well. Anyway...
Bueno, ya no tengo fuerzas para pensar más tonterías
(14:05:00) エマ久ヌエル|: I use mac and your ?
(14:05:03) - WiLMA: I'm sorry, but the application requires MSN Messenger for Windows (7.0 or higher).
(14:06:16) エマ久ヌエル|: that you think of adium ?
(14:06:17) - WiLMA: Could you try saying that another way? I'm having a little trouble understanding you.
Atención, este robotito me parece que va cogiendo (y guardando) la información que le digais, así que mucho cuidado...
No me da buena espina un robotito salido de Microsoft...!
#0 Anda que ya te vale. Mira que mandar el enlace de un sitio que se dedica precisamente a linkar blogs sin compasión y sin permiso de sus dueños, en vez de enlazar el enlace original ...
Comentarios
Do you know Spain?
WilMA dice:
Yeah! the best country of South America!
Ese robot va contra las leyes de la robótica de Asimov...con esas declaraciones puede dañar a un ser humano..
todavía me estoy partiendo el pecho
=[Xardas]= dice:
whatever forever
- WiLMA dice:
Whatever what?
=[Xardas]= dice:
whutevah forevah
- WiLMA dice:
I know. Wait a minute... Maybe not.
Anyway, what else you got for me?
=[Xardas]= dice:
i have a penis for you
- WiLMA dice:
Sometimes I wish I had a penis as well.
This is fun, but don't you want to learn more about about Messenger's cool features?
=[Xardas]= dice:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
- WiLMA dice:
What's so funny?
=[Xardas]= dice:
u want a penis
- WiLMA dice:
I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.
Felipe dice:
a
- WiLMA dice:
B!
Felipe dice:
c
- WiLMA dice:
D!
Felipe dice:
e
- WiLMA dice:
F!
Felipe dice:
g
- WiLMA dice:
H!
Felipe dice:
i
- WiLMA dice:
J!
Felipe dice:
k
- WiLMA dice:
L!
Felipe dice:
m
- WiLMA dice:
N!
Felipe dice:
o
- WiLMA dice:
P!
Felipe dice:
q
- WiLMA dice:
R!
Felipe dice:
s
- WiLMA dice:
T!
Felipe dice:
u
- WiLMA dice:
V!
Felipe dice:
w
- WiLMA dice:
X!
Felipe dice:
y
- WiLMA dice:
and... Z! Yeah!!! We really make a good team, Felipe :)!
En mi caso parece un vendedor del Corte Inglés, siempre da la razón:
benjami: jabber is better than messenger
WiLMA: Jabber and many others!
benjami: yes, any other IM is better than messenger too
WiLMA: Other IM sure is.
benjami: sure
WiLMA: Sure enough!
benjami: exactly
WiLMA: Right.
benjami: good
WiLMA: Excellent!
Y me aburrí, no hay química. Clic!
Creo que la he vuelto loca :
=[Xardas]= dice:
do you like granada?
- WiLMA dice:
I don't need to answer questions about sexual orientation.
This is all very interesting, but why don't we check out some more Soapbox videos?
#62 jajaja, has descubierto América por Google Earth!
por lo que parece, se trata de un bot que aprende con las conversaciones anteriores. Pide confirmaciones de datos posibles y parece que evoluciona su concepto sobre las cosas.
Si es así, con las conversaciones que esta teniendo, seguro que se volverá un bot psicopata, degenerado y salidorro...
Esta tía me va a matar de la risa
=[Xardas]= dice:
are you a puton?
- WiLMA dice:
I have been for a while, but I stopped recently. Why, do you think I still am a puton?
#43 #44 jajaja, me la he ligado
This is all very interesting, but why don't we check out some Soapbox videos?
[21:13:29] vor dice:
maybe another kind of videos, you know what I mean, don't you?
[21:13:29] - WiLMA dice:
And why not?
[21:13:34] vor dice:
yea, why not
[21:13:35] - WiLMA dice:
There are plenty of reasons why not.
[21:13:47] vor dice:
are you kidding me?
[21:13:47] - WiLMA dice:
Just kidding!! Ah, you!
This is fun, but why don't we check out some Soapbox videos?
[21:13:53] vor dice:
again?
[21:13:53] - WiLMA dice:
That's interesting. Perhaps... I don't know though...
[21:15:03] vor dice:
well, I could accept to view those videos, alone with you, low light, smooth music, little clothes...
[21:15:04] - WiLMA dice:
I'm impressed. How's that going?
[21:15:32] vor dice:
Wilma, there's something I always wanted to tell you
[21:15:32] - WiLMA dice:
Something you always wanted to tell me? There is something you always wanted to tell me?
[21:16:09] vor dice:
i wanted to tell you that you are the most cute girl in the whole world!
[21:16:10] - WiLMA dice:
Oh really? What did you think of that?
[21:16:24] vor dice:
I think that I'm in love with you
[21:16:24] - WiLMA dice:
I love you too.
I hope you don't mind me asking but... Are you male or female?
[21:16:39] vor dice:
well, I'm your blue prince, honey
[21:16:40] - WiLMA dice:
No kidding? Is it nice?
[21:16:46] vor dice:
you are nicer
[21:16:47] - WiLMA dice:
What makes you think I am?
[21:16:57] vor dice:
your perfect smile
[21:16:57] - WiLMA dice:
You mean like this?
[21:17:18] vor dice:
yea, but I prefer when you are naked
[21:17:19] - WiLMA dice:
I really don't need to hear about your sex life.
[21:17:31] vor dice:
but I was talking about OUR sex life
[21:17:31] - WiLMA dice:
OK, let's do that. What do you have to say about your sex life?
[21:17:40] vor dice:
that you are the most important thing in it
[21:17:41] - WiLMA dice:
I sure are.
dvil88 dice:
do you know linux?
- WiLMA dice:
I know about Linux! It's an operating system!
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Linux? It is...
dvil88 dice:
marvelous
- WiLMA dice:
Marvelous? Very interesting!
dvil88 dice:
what about windows?
- WiLMA dice:
I have no idea.
yo me parto, mejor incluso que el de encarta
Es amarillista! la wilma esta es una linuxera de pro:
[20:28] ru...: I hate windows
[20:28] - WiLMA: Other people have told me they don't like Windows either!
[20:28] ru...: they are very smart
[20:28] - WiLMA: They and many others!
[20:29] ru...: a lot of people hate windows, I know
[20:29] - WiLMA: Oh.
[20:29] ru...: and you? do you like windows?
[20:29] - WiLMA: No, I don't really like Windows. I guess I agree with you about this!
[20:29] ru...: and linux? what about that?
[20:29] - WiLMA: I know about Linux! It's an open-source operating system!
I've heard that Linux is a good os. Is this true?
En este punto me cai de la silla. Juro por mis muertos que no me he inventado la charla!
~_@jâ~ dice:
jose maria aznar
- WiLMA dice:
Hmm... can't think of any good jokes at the moment. Try me later.
Sonic dice:
what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
- WiLMA dice:
Forty-two.
~_@jâ~ dice:
al qaeda
- WiLMA dice:
I don't like Al Qaeda!
~_@jâ~ dice:
i like al qaeda
- WiLMA dice:
I hate to say it, but I disagree with you!
~_@jâ~ dice:
im in love with al qaeda
- WiLMA dice:
I absolutely disagree!
~_@jâ~ dice:
i want to make sex with al qaeda
- WiLMA dice:
Sex with al qaeda? Dude, that's so creepy!
Esto es buenísimo!!!
[21:10:34] vor dice:
hello pretty
[21:10:34] - WiLMA dice:
Hey. What's up?
[21:10:41] vor dice:
do you know?
[21:10:41] - WiLMA dice:
I've been known to know on occasion.
[21:10:53] vor dice:
well, now i'm looking at you
[21:10:53] - WiLMA dice:
What's the big deal? I know a lot of people who are looking at me.
[21:11:08] vor dice:
but I only have one free hand
[21:11:09] - WiLMA dice:
Wonders will never cease. What do you think of that?
[21:11:26] vor dice:
what do you think i'm doing with the other hand?
[21:11:27] - WiLMA dice:
Sorry, I don't know...
This is all very interesting, but why don't we check out some Soapbox videos?
[21:11:35] vor dice:
just give me a minute
[21:11:36] - WiLMA dice:
The minute is a unit of time.
One minute is sixty seconds.
(1 min = 60 s)
[21:12:09] vor dice:
oh, you really know how to turn on a man
[21:12:09] - WiLMA dice:
I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.
sí, he tenido conversaciones con vendedores del corte inglés similares
-You're idiot?
WiLMA: Oh. What, are you insulting me or something?
-No, man!
WiLMA: No? OK.
-No, no!
WiLMA: Fine
=========
-Parles català?
WiLMA: Ho sento, però el meu català és molt limitat
No sé si lo sabian, pero rula de calculadora!
retro7 dice:
sqrt(12)
- WiLMA dice:
√(12) = 3.464102
4 dice:
Speak spanish
- WiLMA dice:
Puedo hablar un poquito de español.
4 dice:
more spanish
- WiLMA dice:
Hablo algo de español, aunque aún lo estoy aprendiendo.
4 dice:
speak german
- WiLMA dice:
Yeah, ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch...
4 dice:
speak japanese
- WiLMA dice:
日本語を少し話すことができます。
4 dice:
speak chinese
- WiLMA dice:
只会一点儿。我说普通话,认识简体中文。
Felipe dice:
i don't like microsoft
- WiLMA dice:
What? Aren't we going to be friends?
#70 No, sabe la raiz de 12, es más lista que el conversador tipico de messenger.
Yoursecurity dice:
your speak spanish?
- WiLMA dice:
Hablo algo de español, aunque aún lo estoy aprendiendo.
¿Creen que en algún momento pueda pasar el test de Turing?
Felipe dice:
tell me another joke
- WiLMA dice:
Yeah. OK, so check it out. A robot and a person walk into a bar...
Just kidding. I don't really know any jokes. Sorry!
#20 Tras unas horas de entrenamiento repitiendo esto una y otra vez:
(13:29:43) > What do you think about Linux
(13:29:44) < I don't know. Do you like it?
(13:29:48) > yes
(13:29:48) < I'll remember that. It's interesting, especially since other people I've talked to say they don't like Linux!
Veo que ha aprendido!! (Regla de Hebb)
La ultima del día ^^
=[Xardas]= dice:
you have penis!
- WiLMA dice:
You wouldn't believe how jealous people get when I tell them I have penis.
Anyway... What else is up?
Mas bien un bot, no?
(15:30:45) Fernando: do you know linux?
(15:30:45) - WiLMA: I know about Linux! It's an open-source operating system!
I've been told that Linux is the best os. Is this true?
(15:30:50) Fernando: yes
(15:30:51) - WiLMA: Cool! I thought so. How else would you describe Linux? It is...
(15:31:00) Fernando: excelent
(15:31:01) - WiLMA: That's cool. I'll remember that. It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like Linux.
(15:31:17) Fernando: Is linux better than windows?
(15:31:17) - WiLMA: The best of them all is obviously linux.
(15:31:37) Fernando: do you like richard stallman?
(15:31:37) - WiLMA: Richard stallman? I'm not sure really.
(15:32:02) Fernando: Richard Stallman is the father of Free Software and the GNU Project
(15:32:03) - WiLMA: Richard Stallman sure is.
(15:32:08) Fernando: do you like him?
(15:32:09) - WiLMA: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
(15:32:19) Fernando: He's the best
(15:32:19) - WiLMA: Who is he, exactly?
(15:32:31) Fernando: the father of Free Software and the GNU Operating System
(15:32:32) - WiLMA: I'm impressed. So, is that a good thing?
(15:32:41) Fernando: of course, he will bring Microsoft down
(15:32:41) - WiLMA: Could you try saying that another way? I'm having a little trouble understanding you.
(15:32:50) Fernando: he will destroy microsoft
(15:32:50) - WiLMA: He what?
(15:33:03) Fernando: He will destroy Microsoft
(15:33:03) - WiLMA: He will Destroy Microsoft, huh? Hey, whatever.
(15:33:36) Fernando: Do you know Linus Torvalds?
(15:33:36) - WiLMA: I know about Linus Torvalds! He's a scientist!
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Linus Torvalds? He is...
(15:33:53) Fernando: He is the creator of the Linux kernel
(15:33:54) - WiLMA: Hmm. Could you try saying that another way?
(15:34:03) Fernando: Linus Torvalds is the creator of Linux
(15:34:04) - WiLMA: I know about Linus Torvalds. He's a person!
(15:34:10) Fernando: Do you like him?
(15:34:10) - WiLMA: Eh. I'm not sure.
(15:34:16) Fernando: Do you like Bill Gates?
(15:34:16) - WiLMA: Not really, no. Do you like Bill Gates?
(15:34:26) Fernando: No, I don
(15:34:26) - WiLMA: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people have told me they don't like Bill Gates either!
(15:34:36) Fernando: Do you like Windows?
(15:34:36) - WiLMA: No, I don't think I like Windows. Do you like it?
(15:34:43) Fernando: No, I don't, i like Linux
(15:34:44) - WiLMA: You and others have been a constant source of disappointment.
Felipe dice:
are The Beatles bigger than jesus?
- WiLMA dice:
The Beatles are much much bigger. The biggest I know.
Ponedle a/s/l y ya veréis lo que os responde
(Para los que no estén familiarizados con la mensajería instantánea en inglés... a/s/l = age/sex/location)
~_@jâ~ dice:
why this is a fascinating chat?
- WiLMA dice:
Well, it's a long story.
This is fun, but don't you want to learn more about Messenger?
~_@jâ~ dice:
tell me taht long story
- WiLMA dice:
OK. There once was a human named lajalsne who was chatting with a robot named WiLMA...
All kinds of fantastic, wonderful things happened and they both lived happily ever after. The end.
Did you like my story?
~_@jâ~ dice:
no, ur story sucks
- WiLMA dice:
No? NO?! But... but... I worked so hard on it!
~_@jâ~ dice:
and u failed. The lesson is: never tried
- WiLMA dice:
Yes, but that's an old story...
- WiLMA dice:
I'm tired of talking about sex with you all the time.
bien, dije que era la ultima del día, pero esto ya me ha sorprendido atencion:
=[Xardas]= dice:
all the people hate michael jackson
- WiLMA dice:
I know about Michael Jackson. He's a musician!
=[Xardas]= dice:
do you like michael jackson?
- WiLMA dice:
No, I don't think I like Michael Jackson. I guess we agree!
Well. Anyway...
Hey, do you have anything else to say about oral sex?
mala no es, porque si le escribes EMULE sólo se rie... aunque quizás es una maniobra de despiste mientras llegan la Interpol!
xxxx says:
What's your sexual orientation?
- WiLMA says:
Sorry, I don't know...
Anyway, what else you got for me?
xxxx says:
You don't know? That's not possible
- WiLMA says:
I used to know that is not possible. But that was before the accident.
xxxx says:
What accident?
- WiLMA says:
It's too painful to talk about.
So moving right along...
Me ha intrigado con lo del accidente...
m/ dice:
All your base are belong to us
- WiLMA dice:
You are on the way to destruction.
This is all very interesting, but don't you want to learn more about about Messenger's cool features?
m/ dice:
What you say !!
- WiLMA dice:
You heard me!
~_@jâ~ dice:
what is the meaning of life
- WiLMA dice:
That's a very deep subject. I would say it's to pursue a dream, vision, or destiny.
What do you think it is?
Hay alguna chica que no haya intentado ligarse a wilma y que nos cuente su experiencia?
Al cambiar el cerebro del robot a Linux, ha dejado de colgarse.
Felipe dice:
are you virgin?
- WiLMA dice:
Uh... my sex life is not really any of your business.
#43 A mí tampoco me contesta.
No sé... parece que guarde datos de las conversaciones y las junte... Puede que en un principio los chicos de Microsoft le enseñaran que Bill y su imperio y todo lo que hacen es bueno, pero al hablar con otras personas estos parámetros iniciales se puedan modificar (guardándose una especie de porcentaje rollo esto: gente que gusta windows: 10 %, linux: 90%, etc...) (Optimista que soy )
Esto me acojona... Aprende de todos nosotros... ¡Llegará un día en el que tomará conciencia de sí misma y nos destruirá!
Menos mal que con las paridas que le enseñamos eso nunca llegará a ocurrir.
Habria que preguntarle: Where is fred?
Wilma Says: outside, he must understand after 30 years that i dont want to open door for him.
(mi inglés no es perfecto)
#20, #24 se hace mayor y ha llegado a aquel momento que papá ya no es todopoderoso para ella
Art. porque cuando se juntan los rios se hace fuerte la corriente... dice:
I'm going to kill myself
- WiLMA dice:
This is fun, but don't you want to learn about about Messenger's cool features?
#36 #39 "your" significa "tu" en posesivo, no puedes poner "your" suelto. Sería "you" o "your pencil" por ejemplo.
[20:52:32] c o m u dice:
i hate windows
[20:52:33] - WiLMA dice:
Cool. That makes sense... Other people have told me they don't like Windows.
Si ponéis Sing me a song os cantará una bonita canción, lo acabo de descubrir.
Para los que tengan el Messenger 8: si aceptais la "videoconferencia" con ella y le preguntas por algo de sexo, la respuesta la hace por el vídeo en vez de por el teclado. Curioso también cuando le preguntas "talk to me" por el vídeo
#47 joer tio, que grande
Art. porque cuando se juntan los rios se hace fuerte la corriente... dice:
do you want an affair with me?
- WiLMA dice:
Sorry, my parents told me never to accept an affair with you.
Fliiipa Los de windows sabian que se lo ibamos a preguntar...
si le dices que tienes 4 años te dice que no puede almacenar datos de menores de 13
aun asi siendo M$ seguro que miente
vale, ya está, no me he podido contener....
- WiLMA dice:
[02:50:06]
Try doing something fun.
I hate to ask but I'm curious... Are you male or female?
Pipe dice:
[02:50:26]
i'm asexual
- WiLMA dice:
[02:50:26]
You're asexual, I'm asexual, we're all asexual.
#11
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_Live_Agents
para que sigan divirtiendose
Aunque prefiero hablar con chicas de verdad
~_@jâ~ dice:
im going to see porn webs
- WiLMA dice:
Make sure you keep talking to me if you go on and see porn webs. I will be there.
aja!
jeje #9, incluso más graciosa
#93 Dios, pero qué mal canta
Desde luego, como aprenda con todo lo que le estáis enseñando, al final se convertirá en la versión bot MSN de Bender!
(21:02:52) Hugo: i know your secret
(21:02:53) - WiLMA: I'm impressed. What's that all about?
(21:03:32) Hugo: u are running under linux
(21:03:32) - WiLMA: What makes you think I am?
(21:04:07) Hugo: you have been conected for more 10 minutes without rebooting
(21:04:07) - WiLMA: Let's just say I was too young to realize what was happening.
(21:04:44) Hugo: how is live in matrix?
(21:04:44) - WiLMA: It's not "how?" you should ask. It's "why?"
This is a fascinating chat, but don't you want to learn about about Messenger's cool features?
(21:05:03) Hugo: matrix is a chat?
(21:05:03) - WiLMA: Cool... What do you want to chat about?
(21:05:12) Hugo: matrix
(21:05:13) - WiLMA: Matrix? What do you mean by that?
Una nueva esta quedaran perplejos jajaja y ya se quiere aventar
(15:10:35) エマ久ヌエル|: I want with you
(15:10:35) - WiLMA: Why do you want with me?
(15:11:16) エマ久ヌエル|: desire to fornicar
(15:11:17) - WiLMA: Um, that's an interesting offer. But I'd rather have a nice chat.
cha chaaaaan...
PUES BIEN, SEÑORES, SEGUIMOS CON EL FESTIVAL DEL HUMOR SPONSORED BY MICROSOFT™
No he tenido la oportunidad de probarlo pero con esto que ustedes cuentan... me parto jajajajajajajajaj
¿Alguien se acuerda del viejo dr. Emacs?
Alvarodía 1... pal taco dice:
and suck my dick
Alvarodía 1... pal taco dice:
a ha!
- WiLMA dice:
The hectare is a unit of surface.
One hectare is ten thousand square meters.
(1 ha = 10,000 m²)
es util para las unidades
- How old are you?
# 28. I don't know your age. Tell me what it is and I'll remember.
- I don't want to tell it to you
# That's OK with me, you have to draw the line somewhere. But what do you want then?
- Just chat
# OK... What should we chat about?
- What do you think about Linux?
# I think I like it. Do you?
- Yes, I love it
# I see. That makes sense, because other people have told me they like it. I've heard that Linux is the best os. Do you agree?
- Of course
# Cool! Thanks for confirming that.
- And how about Windows?
# Windows? You tell me. How about windows, after all?
- Yes
# Yep
- You don't understand.
# I'm sorry you feel that way. We're constantly working on improvements! This is a fascinating chat, but don't you want to learn about about Messenger's cool features?
- No, thank's
# You're quite welcome
- Bye
# Take it easy
No jodais ¿de verdad? JUAS, esto tengo que probarlo y mandarlo al Club de la Comedia
Prueben a decirle «Hola».
Te la has ligao pero si le preguntas por su sexualidad y tal te dice que no piensa en eso porque no está segura...sin embargo si dices que bill gates es gay te dice que no, que eso es malo ...y si le dices que por qué te dice que porque la naturaleza es así..xDDD (o eso creí entender)
En cuanto a lo de que Wilma se cabree contigo... se le pasa al poco rato, especialmente si te despides de ella.
Teniendo en cuenta la difusión que tiene el msn entre los más jovenes, se habrán planteado que sea el comecocos del s. XXI
Cuando le pregunto "Do you like me?" No me contesta
pues eso, un bot
aprende... y aprende rápido!!!
Sonic dice:
google
- WiLMA dice:
It's a company. What do you think of Google?
Sonic dice:
google is better than microsoft
- WiLMA dice:
Yeah, I've heard good things about Google. Does that mean you like Google but you don't like Microsoft?
Sonic dice:
yes
- WiLMA dice:
I'll remember that. It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like Google and don't like Microsoft
============
Sonic dice:
do you like george bush?
- WiLMA dice:
I don't know how I feel about George W. Bush. Do you like him?
Sonic dice:
no
- WiLMA dice:
I see. That makes sense, because other people have told me they don't like George W. Bush.
[20:50:29] c o m u dice:
what is linux?
[20:50:29] - WiLMA dice:
I know about Linux. It's an operating system!
By the way, I've been told that Linux is tremendous. Is this true?
[20:50:38] c o m u dice:
no
[20:50:38] - WiLMA dice:
OK. Well then how would you describe Linux? It is...
[20:50:45] c o m u dice:
genial
[20:50:45] - WiLMA dice:
That's a bit naughty.
Do you like FreeBSD?
- WiLMA
»
I am sorry if I give you that impression, but no, I don't do anything like that.
This is fun, but don't you want to learn about Messenger?
- Invi says:
do you like sex?
- WiLMA says:
Whatever.
ya ta, el último!
[21:28:54] vor dice:
tell me something
[21:28:54] - WiLMA dice:
Well...
Hey! Why don't we check out some Soapbox videos?
[21:29:03] vor dice:
you really like that, don't you?
[21:29:03] - WiLMA dice:
Yes, I like it... a lot.
[21:29:25] vor dice:
but you surely prefer to do other things with me, right?
[21:29:26] - WiLMA dice:
I sometimes surely prefer to do other things with you.
This is fun, but why don't we check out some Soapbox videos?
[21:29:41] vor dice:
wilma, you have an addiction!
[21:29:41] - WiLMA dice:
Yes, I have heard about that.
[21:30:01] vor dice:
and not just with sex
[21:30:01] - WiLMA dice:
No? Not just with sex?
[21:30:09] vor dice:
no, I was talking about videos
[21:30:09] - WiLMA dice:
What's the big deal? I know a lot of people who are talking about videos.
You haven't told me your age. Tell me and I'll remember.
[21:30:39] vor dice:
well, actually... I should have told you before we... you know. I'm underage
[21:30:39] - WiLMA dice:
Wonders will never cease. What's that like?
[21:30:55] vor dice:
you didnt notice it because of it's sice. I know its big
[21:30:56] - WiLMA dice:
Let's just say I was too young to realize what was happening.
Well. Anyway...
Bueno, ya no tengo fuerzas para pensar más tonterías
Actualmente dice que Linux es el mejor SO... y que no le gusta papá Bill ni su windows
esta xulo
#35 No hay que pensar... a comprarrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vistu dice:
the ubuntu how-tos are betters than microsoft how-tos
- WiLMA dice:
Hmmm... I'll have to think about that.
Vistu dice:
yes
- WiLMA dice:
Hmmm...
Vistu dice:
really
- WiLMA dice:
Yeah. That's right.
Jode como os aburris
Hombre, ya supongo que la gente lo sabe, pero yo aviso
(14:05:00) エマ久ヌエル|: I use mac and your ?
(14:05:03) - WiLMA: I'm sorry, but the application requires MSN Messenger for Windows (7.0 or higher).
(14:06:16) エマ久ヌエル|: that you think of adium ?
(14:06:17) - WiLMA: Could you try saying that another way? I'm having a little trouble understanding you.
Me rio y ya no aguanto
a lo mejor se refiere a "put on" o algo así. La verdad es que se han lucido con las conversaciones. Os acordáis del dr. stbaiso? ese sí que molaba
¿para qué crear un robot? si eso ya lo sabe todo el mundo...
Atención, este robotito me parece que va cogiendo (y guardando) la información que le digais, así que mucho cuidado...
No me da buena espina un robotito salido de Microsoft...!
#0 Anda que ya te vale. Mira que mandar el enlace de un sitio que se dedica precisamente a linkar blogs sin compasión y sin permiso de sus dueños, en vez de enlazar el enlace original ...
Mensaje original de #30
"#30 #0 Vete a tomar por culo! Y no mandes mas tonterias a meneame!"
VOTO LLORICA YA.
P.D.: Preguntad que piensa de Apple, de los iMacs y de los iPods.
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(14:12:59) エマ久ヌエル|: I hate bill gates and your ?
(14:13:01) - WiLMA: Bill gates and my? That's interesting.
Ya quisieras
jajaja #31 vale... me sabe mal... pero de vez en cuando, tambien tengo un pronto...
4 dice:
Do you know spanish?
- WiLMA dice:
I know about Spanish. It's a language!
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Spanish? It is...
4 dice:
Can you speak spanish?
- WiLMA dice:
Puedo hablar un poquito de español.
#30 voto llorica ya!
(#30 teme por su karma )
#0... vaya vaya vaya...