Como alguien comentaba que vendría bien una versión en inglés para distribuirla entre los turistas, aquí va.
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1.a) Booing Rita Barberá or any other politician from the PP (Popular Party): WRONG
1.b) Booing De la Vega [former deputy Prime Minister], ZP [Zapatero, former Prime Minister] or any other member of the opposition: OK
2.a) Having a party at a house with awfully loud music until the small hours, ignoring what the neighbours might say: OK
2.b) Raising a ruckus in the "mascleta", protesting, whistling, booing and shouting, ignoring whatever the public yells at you: WRONG
3.a) Skipping class because you're part of the "Children's Court" during the Fallas - and, besides, because compulsory education is a communist idea: OK
3.b) Skipping class to go to the mascletà if you attend a charter school in the centre of Valencia: OK
3.c) Skipping class to protest budget cuts in Education: WRONG
4.a) Forcing the neighbouring building to get soundproofed: WRONG
4.b) Forcing the neighbouring building to let the neighbourhood's Falla use its facade/terraces/windows to hang their lights/garlands/anything at all/whatever the hell the bloody Falla comes up with: OK
5.a) Occupying the streets with vendors and other shady businesses: OK
5.b) Occupying the streets to defend ideas and exercise your fundamental rights: WRONG
6.a) Using a group of little children during school hours to trick tourists with false surveys or to ask for money (if they're immigrant kids): WRONG
6.b) Using a group of little girls during school hours to trick tourists and ask money from sponsors (if they're dressed up as "falleras" and call themselves "Children's Court"): OK
7.a) Selecting a representative of the celebrations according to sexist and classist criteria, with the main purpose of sucking up to the town council: OK
7.b) Having a people's representative in the celebrations who may actually have opinions/think/speak Valencian: WRONG
8.a) Making money with the celebration and privatizing public space: OK
8.b) Making money with the celebration, filling the whole town with advertisements: OK
8.c) Making money with the celebration, turning the town into a dung-heap: OK
8.d) Making money with the celebration, turning it into an alcoholic paradise: OK
9.a) Vindicating the fascist Fallas from the times of General Franco, which became the current celebration, in the speech of the "Fallera Mayor" [festival queen]: OK
9.b) Reminding people of the real spirit of the original Fallas, which were anti-system and anarchist: WRONG
9.c) Exercising an anti-system and anarchic spirit: AWFUL
10.a) Criticising the offering: WRONG
10.b) Criticising the sexist and reactionary institution that is the figure of the "Fallera mayor" [festival queen]: WRONG
10.c) Criticising the political bias and verticality of the JCF [Fallas Central Committee]: WRONG
10.d) Criticising the overindulgence and lack of control in the celebration: WRONG
10.e) Criticising the use of little girls in the outdated institution that is the "Court of Honour": WRONG
10.f) Criticising local politics: WRONG
10.g) Criticising local politicians: WRONG
10.h) Criticising the catholic religion: WRONG
10.i) Criticizing Rita Barberá [Mayor of Valencia]: WRONG
10.j) Going on about the ever so wonderful popular and critical nature of the Fallas: MANDATORY.
In case of further doubt, the JCF has put up signs all over the city with a letter from several former "Falleras Mayores" in which, basically, we are reminded of the first commandment in the Fallas catechism: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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Como alguien comentaba que vendría bien una versión en inglés para distribuirla entre los turistas, aquí va.
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1.a) Booing Rita Barberá or any other politician from the PP (Popular Party): WRONG
1.b) Booing De la Vega [former deputy Prime Minister], ZP [Zapatero, former Prime Minister] or any other member of the opposition: OK
2.a) Having a party at a house with awfully loud music until the small hours, ignoring what the neighbours might say: OK
2.b) Raising a ruckus in the "mascleta", protesting, whistling, booing and shouting, ignoring whatever the public yells at you: WRONG
3.a) Skipping class because you're part of the "Children's Court" during the Fallas - and, besides, because compulsory education is a communist idea: OK
3.b) Skipping class to go to the mascletà if you attend a charter school in the centre of Valencia: OK
3.c) Skipping class to protest budget cuts in Education: WRONG
4.a) Forcing the neighbouring building to get soundproofed: WRONG
4.b) Forcing the neighbouring building to let the neighbourhood's Falla use its facade/terraces/windows to hang their lights/garlands/anything at all/whatever the hell the bloody Falla comes up with: OK
5.a) Occupying the streets with vendors and other shady businesses: OK
5.b) Occupying the streets to defend ideas and exercise your fundamental rights: WRONG
6.a) Using a group of little children during school hours to trick tourists with false surveys or to ask for money (if they're immigrant kids): WRONG
6.b) Using a group of little girls during school hours to trick tourists and ask money from sponsors (if they're dressed up as "falleras" and call themselves "Children's Court"): OK
7.a) Selecting a representative of the celebrations according to sexist and classist criteria, with the main purpose of sucking up to the town council: OK
7.b) Having a people's representative in the celebrations who may actually have opinions/think/speak Valencian: WRONG
8.a) Making money with the celebration and privatizing public space: OK
8.b) Making money with the celebration, filling the whole town with advertisements: OK
8.c) Making money with the celebration, turning the town into a dung-heap: OK
8.d) Making money with the celebration, turning it into an alcoholic paradise: OK
9.a) Vindicating the fascist Fallas from the times of General Franco, which became the current celebration, in the speech of the "Fallera Mayor" [festival queen]: OK
9.b) Reminding people of the real spirit of the original Fallas, which were anti-system and anarchist: WRONG
9.c) Exercising an anti-system and anarchic spirit: AWFUL
10.a) Criticising the offering: WRONG
10.b) Criticising the sexist and reactionary institution that is the figure of the "Fallera mayor" [festival queen]: WRONG
10.c) Criticising the political bias and verticality of the JCF [Fallas Central Committee]: WRONG
10.d) Criticising the overindulgence and lack of control in the celebration: WRONG
10.e) Criticising the use of little girls in the outdated institution that is the "Court of Honour": WRONG
10.f) Criticising local politics: WRONG
10.g) Criticising local politicians: WRONG
10.h) Criticising the catholic religion: WRONG
10.i) Criticizing Rita Barberá [Mayor of Valencia]: WRONG
10.j) Going on about the ever so wonderful popular and critical nature of the Fallas: MANDATORY.
In case of further doubt, the JCF has put up signs all over the city with a letter from several former "Falleras Mayores" in which, basically, we are reminded of the first commandment in the Fallas catechism: SHUT THE FUCK UP!