@DrToxic@DrToxic Yo lo que he empezado a hacer cuando me llaman comerciales o estafadores es preguntar por su nombre y por su número de pasaporte, y entrar en bucle con esas dos preguntas.
@DrToxic@DrToxic Ostras, justo esta semana he leído una pregunta en Reddit de un colombiano que iba a empezar a trabajar en un call center allí, y que el trabajo era hacer llamadas a clientes en Ejpaña porque había una ley nueva que obligaba a hacer el cambio de compañía o de tarifa, o algo así. La pregunta era sobre si esta ley es verdad o es una estafa, ya que le daba mala espina.
Cuando estás enfermo o enfebrecido, las eyaculaciones son mucho más copiosas y satisfactorias. Imagino que es una ventaja evolutiva del ser humano para poder reproducirse una última vez antes de palmarla.
@Ripio@angelitoMagno Hace falta un equivalente a "manos limpias" pero de izquierdas, que se pase el puto día demandando y querellándose contra buleros, corruptos y cualquier derechista mínimamente sospechoso.
@ochoceros Es imposible, por mucho que inviertas en educación, que no salgan mongolos de este tipo a los que se la sude todo lo que les cuentes. Es totalmente imposible.
La educación es importante, y es neceario que sea de calidad. Pero la educación no va a resolver todos los problemas. Siempre va a haber marginales que se van a cagar en cualquier cosa que les enseñes.
Show me how to lie, you're getting better all the time
And turning all against the one is an art that's hard to teach
Another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back into line, a mob jumps to their feet
Now dance, fucker, dance, man, he never had a chance
And no one even knew it was really only you
And now you steal away
Take him out today
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives
Slowly out of line, and drifting closer in your sight
So play it out, I'm wide awake, it's a scene about me
There's something in your way and now someone is gonna pay
And if you can't get what you want, well, it's all because of me
Now dance, fucker, dance, man, I never had a chance
And no one even knew, it was really only you
And now you'll lead the way
Show the light of day
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid
Trust deceived
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
Wake up in the middle of the night
Just to check the phone
Counting all my likes like it's money
I'm a ticking bomb
Dancing to the camera duck face
Mmmmhm looking dumb
I'm crazy and I know it
But it's so damn fun
Pendejo
What the fu...
Pendejo
*Woof, woof, woof, woof*
Tick tock
Time is up
We goin' harder
Going' louder
Till the beat goes drop
Tick tock
Make it stop
I'm lazy and I know it but I'm still so hot
Pendejo
What the fu...
Pendejo
*Woof, woof, woof, woof*
Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha aha ha ha
Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha aha ha ha
Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha aha ha ha
Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha, *woof, woof, woof, woof*
@antiboise A pesar de ser un degenerado de los que le hubiera gustado ver tu sobaco y ese hueco del vestido que permite ver media teta, creo que has hecho lo correcto.
I've been sippin booze now I'm f*cked up
Trying to make the best of my bad luck
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery
And like a cold night in December
The good days seem hard to remember
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery
Mirror mirror on the wall
Where's the freakin' liquor store
Slowly I turn into a monster
Mirror mirror on the wall
Drugs and bottles on the floor
Slowly I turn into a monster
Monster, I'm living in a misery
Calling all my friends but they're busy
And what if I leave would they miss me
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery
Am I the only one against the battles
Sipping away my sorrows since I'm falling off the sadle
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery
Mirror mirror on the wall
Where's the freakin' liquor store
Slowly I turn into a monster
Mirror mirror on the wall
Drugs and bottles on the floor
Slowly I turn into a monster
Monster, I'm living in a misery
Monster, I'm living in a misery
@vazana El otro día cayó en cotización Tesla, porque Trump amenazó a Musk con deportarlo de los EEUU.
Menudo par de monguers nos ha dado el destino para que podamos descojonarnos de ellos al tiempo que vemos cómo la masuza inconsciente les sirve el mundo en bandeja...
Cuando estás enfermo o enfebrecido, las eyaculaciones son mucho más copiosas y satisfactorias. Imagino que es una ventaja evolutiva del ser humano para poder reproducirse una última vez antes de palmarla.
La educación es importante, y es neceario que sea de calidad. Pero la educación no va a resolver todos los problemas. Siempre va a haber marginales que se van a cagar en cualquier cosa que les enseñes.
Y además "gripe hombruna"
Enhorabuena por la nueva criatura, el sistema de distribución gatuno vuelve a funcionar
Joder, a ver si se acaba ya este puto verano.
And turning all against the one is an art that's hard to teach
Another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back into line, a mob jumps to their feet
Now dance, fucker, dance, man, he never had a chance
And no one even knew it was really only you
And now you steal away
Take him out today
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives
Slowly out of line, and drifting closer in your sight
So play it out, I'm wide awake, it's a scene about me
There's something in your way and now someone is gonna pay
And if you can't get what you want, well, it's all because of me
Now dance, fucker, dance, man, I never had a chance
And no one even knew, it was really only you
And now you'll lead the way
Show the light of day
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid
Trust deceived
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
I've got to run away
I've got to get away
From the pain you drive
Into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn
I can't sleep at night
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears
And that's not nearly all
Oh, tainted love
Oh, tainted love
Now I know
I've got to run away
I've got to get away
You don't really want
Any more from me
To make things right
You need someone to hold you tight
And you think love is to pray
But, I'm sorry, I don't pray that way
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears
And that's not nearly all
Oh, tainted love
Oh, tainted love
Just to check the phone
Counting all my likes like it's money
I'm a ticking bomb
Dancing to the camera duck face
Mmmmhm looking dumb
I'm crazy and I know it
But it's so damn fun
Pendejo
What the fu...
Pendejo
*Woof, woof, woof, woof*
Tick tock
Time is up
We goin' harder
Going' louder
Till the beat goes drop
Tick tock
Make it stop
I'm lazy and I know it but I'm still so hot
Pendejo
What the fu...
Pendejo
*Woof, woof, woof, woof*
Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha aha ha ha
Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha aha ha ha
Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha aha ha ha
Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha, *woof, woof, woof, woof*
Pendejo
What the fu...
Pendejo
Pe Pe Pe...
Pendejo
What the fu...
Pendejo
*Woof, woof, woof*
Trying to make the best of my bad luck
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery
And like a cold night in December
The good days seem hard to remember
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery
Mirror mirror on the wall
Where's the freakin' liquor store
Slowly I turn into a monster
Mirror mirror on the wall
Drugs and bottles on the floor
Slowly I turn into a monster
Monster, I'm living in a misery
Calling all my friends but they're busy
And what if I leave would they miss me
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery
Am I the only one against the battles
Sipping away my sorrows since I'm falling off the sadle
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery
Mirror mirror on the wall
Where's the freakin' liquor store
Slowly I turn into a monster
Mirror mirror on the wall
Drugs and bottles on the floor
Slowly I turn into a monster
Monster, I'm living in a misery
Monster, I'm living in a misery
@Flekyboy
Menudo par de monguers nos ha dado el destino para que podamos descojonarnos de ellos al tiempo que vemos cómo la masuza inconsciente les sirve el mundo en bandeja...