@paumal Lo de "la profe nos pidió que hoy fuesen con dos cosas que al chocar hagan ruido", me ha recordado cuando el padre de un amigo nos llevó de público a El Semáforo , no sé si lo recordaréis, pero actuaba gente y al terminar había que hacer ruido con X aparatos que te daban al entrar. A mi y a un amigo nos dieron una cacerola bien gorda para darle con la mano, pero no pensaron que darle un cucharón de metal a otro de nuestros amigos podía ser una mala idea. En la primera actuación, al terminar, pillé el cucharón y me lie a darle a la cacerola como si me fuese la vida en ello. Pararon el programa, Chicho Ibáñez Serrador intervino por megafonía diciendo que, POR FAVOR, nos quitasen la cacerola. Nos dieron un puto silbato y nos relegaron a la última fila.
Chicho, no te lo perdonaré.
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Lover of the russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the Kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Lover of the russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
For power became known to more and more people
The demands to do something about this outrageous
Man became louder and louder
@Zoidborg No hombre no, jejejeje, esos son unos putos aprendices. SEUR te hubiese hecho lo mismo, pero cuando hubieses ido a la agencia, y te mandasen al punto de recogida, los del punto de recogida te hubiesen dicho que los de SEUR no se han pasado por allí, y vuelta a empezar. Te lo digo con conocimiento de causa. #SEURCACA
We are "cop rock" we are screech
We are z. cavaricci
We are laser removed
Tasmanian devil tattoos
We are third string we are puck
We are special people's club
We are the half shirts with
Irreverent spring break top ten lists
We are munsoned we are squat
We are flashing twelve o'clock
We are spread out butt cheeks
Pulled apart so just the air leaks
We are "ishtar" we are tab
We are no right turn on red
We are the moustaches
The beatles grew when they dropped acid
You are the heart dotting "i"
In the word "apologize"
Scribbled drunk on a postcard
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are
I am the heart with no name
Airbrushed on the license plate
Of a subaru that was
Registered in pennsylvania
We are zima we are barf
We are cinderblock yard art
We are baldwin brothers
Not the good one but the others
We are amway we are shemp
We are sir david of brent
We are the queef after
A porn star breaks the gang bang record
You are the heart dotting "i"
In the word "apologize"
Scribbled drunk on a postcard
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are
I am the heart with no name
Airbrushed on the license plate
Of a subaru that was
Registered in pennsylvania
Strike while the iron is hot
Steel is strongest so say we all
And if we all were not brothers of metal would we fall? No
They tried to test our spirit
They tasted steel before we were done
Grinding their bones into the dust of the past
All blown away like a shot from a gun
We cast our lot together four still stand as one
Here we'll remain forever till our kindgdoms one
Brothers of metal
We are fighting with power and steel
Fighting for metal, metal that's real
Brothers of metal will always be there
Standing together with hands in the air
Let us drink to the power drink to the sound
Thunder and metal are shaking the ground
Drink to your brothers who are never to fall
We're all brothers of metal here in the hall
Our hearts are filled with metal and masters we have none
And we will die for metal, metal heals my soul
Brothers of metal
We are fighting with power and steel
Fighting for metal, metal that's real
Brothers of metal will always be there
Standing together with hands in the air
@Limónycanela Es para verlo. Las fotos no hacen justicia. Los Picos de Europa ya son preciosos solo viéndolos en foto, pero cruzarlos, enteros, por caminos, es otra historia. A mi me ha dejado tocado esa ruta jejeje, me ha abrumado ese paisaje, es tan tan tan tan tan bonito, que no sabría describirlo. En la foto ya nos empezó a hacer malo (empezamos con sol), pero da igual, es casi más bonito así.
@FrayM qué buena la Paulaner, Fray! Mis dies para ti y tu Burgman, porque no es la cilindrada, es la actitud
Yo hoy te dedicoi mi cromo, cruzando los Picos de Europa enteros por caminos. De las mejores cosas que he hecho (en moto)
Yo solo digo que en 8 horas estoy de viaje a los Picos de Europa con la moto. Va a llover, lo mismo hace frío, pero sarna con gusto ....
Pasadlo bien el puente, aquí el menda hasta el lunes noche no regresa.
Finished with my woman 'cause
She couldn't help me with my mind
People think I'm insane because
I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things
But nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind
If I don't find something to pacify
Can you help me
Occupy my brain?
Oh yeah
I need someone to show me
The things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make
True happiness, I must be blind
Make a joke and I will sigh
And you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel
And love to me is so unreal
And so as you hear these words
Telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could but it's too late
@benjami yo me quedo, también, con el pulpo a feira @Ferran @OniNoNeko_Levossian La verdad que tener un SAI es la auténtica salud. Yo tengo varios, y en el que enchufé la radio y alguna cosa más, me duró 7 horas. Obviamente la radio tiene poco consumo, pero oye, te hace el apaño @Torrezzno magnífico plan
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck could chuck wood
Woodchuck could chuck wood
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck could chuck wood
Woodchuck could chuck wood
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck could chuck wood
Woodchuck could chuck wood
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck could chuck wood
Woodchuck could chuck wood
I got diamonds on my shoes
I got temper like a fuse
I'm so good in the woods
Stealing money, Robin Hood
You need to stop and listen
Work that body, go twist it
Stop and listen
(That bitch is crazy)
Ya ha vuelto la luz, internet etc. Pero he de decir que tener un poco de todo para estos casos de emergencia no es tan mala idea. Hemos cenado caliente con la cocina portátil a gas, que por cierto es una pasada, además de tener luz con varias linternas led, cargadores de baterías, radios a pilas (y pilas) y varios gadgets más que no vienen nada mal tener. Yo estoy preparado para la llegada de Putin, Israel, los extraterrestres o lo que sea, no me dan miedo. Aquí os espero, cabrones.
Buenas noches.
On the first part of the journey I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
After two days in the desert Sun my skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun, I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead
You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
@PasaPollo @PasaPollo
Chicho, no te lo perdonaré.
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Lover of the russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the Kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Lover of the russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
For power became known to more and more people
The demands to do something about this outrageous
Man became louder and louder
This man's just got to go! Declared his enemies
#SEURCACA
We are z. cavaricci
We are laser removed
Tasmanian devil tattoos
We are third string we are puck
We are special people's club
We are the half shirts with
Irreverent spring break top ten lists
We are munsoned we are squat
We are flashing twelve o'clock
We are spread out butt cheeks
Pulled apart so just the air leaks
We are "ishtar" we are tab
We are no right turn on red
We are the moustaches
The beatles grew when they dropped acid
You are the heart dotting "i"
In the word "apologize"
Scribbled drunk on a postcard
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are
I am the heart with no name
Airbrushed on the license plate
Of a subaru that was
Registered in pennsylvania
We are zima we are barf
We are cinderblock yard art
We are baldwin brothers
Not the good one but the others
We are amway we are shemp
We are sir david of brent
We are the queef after
A porn star breaks the gang bang record
You are the heart dotting "i"
In the word "apologize"
Scribbled drunk on a postcard
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are
I am the heart with no name
Airbrushed on the license plate
Of a subaru that was
Registered in pennsylvania
Steel is strongest so say we all
And if we all were not brothers of metal would we fall? No
They tried to test our spirit
They tasted steel before we were done
Grinding their bones into the dust of the past
All blown away like a shot from a gun
We cast our lot together four still stand as one
Here we'll remain forever till our kindgdoms one
Brothers of metal
We are fighting with power and steel
Fighting for metal, metal that's real
Brothers of metal will always be there
Standing together with hands in the air
Let us drink to the power drink to the sound
Thunder and metal are shaking the ground
Drink to your brothers who are never to fall
We're all brothers of metal here in the hall
Our hearts are filled with metal and masters we have none
And we will die for metal, metal heals my soul
Brothers of metal
We are fighting with power and steel
Fighting for metal, metal that's real
Brothers of metal will always be there
Standing together with hands in the air
Yo hoy te dedicoi mi cromo, cruzando los Picos de Europa enteros por caminos. De las mejores cosas que he hecho (en moto)
HACED VUESTRAS COSICAS Y PREPARAD LOS BAÑADORES
@ChiquiVigo
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I travelled each and every highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way
Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way
Yes, there were times
I'm sure you knew
When I bit off
More than I could chew
But through it all
When there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall
And did it my way
I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way
Oh, no, oh, no, not me
I did it my way
Pasadlo bien el puente, aquí el menda hasta el lunes noche no regresa.
She couldn't help me with my mind
People think I'm insane because
I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things
But nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind
If I don't find something to pacify
Can you help me
Occupy my brain?
Oh yeah
I need someone to show me
The things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make
True happiness, I must be blind
Make a joke and I will sigh
And you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel
And love to me is so unreal
And so as you hear these words
Telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could but it's too late
@Ferran
@OniNoNeko_Levossian La verdad que tener un SAI es la auténtica salud. Yo tengo varios, y en el que enchufé la radio y alguna cosa más, me duró 7 horas. Obviamente la radio tiene poco consumo, pero oye, te hace el apaño
@Torrezzno magnífico plan
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck could chuck wood
Woodchuck could chuck wood
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck could chuck wood
Woodchuck could chuck wood
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck could chuck wood
Woodchuck could chuck wood
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck could chuck wood
Woodchuck could chuck wood
I got diamonds on my shoes
I got temper like a fuse
I'm so good in the woods
Stealing money, Robin Hood
You need to stop and listen
Work that body, go twist it
Stop and listen
(That bitch is crazy)
Buenas noches.
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
After two days in the desert Sun my skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun, I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead
You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la