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Kaphax

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  1. Mal por el telediario de la Primera, que ha homenajeado a Diane Keaton con un fragmento en versión doblada de Annie Hall.
    Y esta vez bien por Antena 3, que ha puesto exactamente el mismo fragmento en versión original, con la voz de fallecida.
  2. @vazana A ver si resulta que el césped puede crecer entre 2 losas a 50 grados en un parking y ahí no hay manera...
  3. Alguien voló sobre el nido del cuco.
  4. @vazana Joder, que hambre...
    @stieg
  5. @Zoidborg Un sociópata o como se diga, los mismos que salen el baño del bar sin dignarse a darle al botoncito de la cisterna; no les supone ningún beneficio personal, no lo hacen.
  6. @visualito Se me está acelerando el pulso :-|
  7. @skaworld mi prejuicio cuando veo a un tipo con las uñas pintadas, es que pienso que tiene hijas pequeñas que lo usan de moñeco.
  8. Pasados los milenials, no deberíamos asumir ni nombres ni etapas foráneas para identificar las nuevas generaciones aborígenes de Spaña.
    Propongo:
    - "Generación Pueltorrico", a la que sucumbió al reaggetón o como se escriba, me la suda.
    - "Generación Bro", a los mocosos de ahora.

    O mejor aún, nada de poner nombre a generaciones inventadas que duran un lustro.
  9. @vazana no me gusta generalizar sin contexto.
  10. @vazana iba a decir extinción, pero sí, nudismo tambien vale.
  11. @dogday busco al culpable.
  12. ¿Cuál es el origen de la moda cani de llevar el bañador caido para mostrar el calzoncillo de marca?
  13. @Charles_Dexter_Ward Es lo que dice la gente que no se levanta a las 5 con 15 horas de sueño a la semana...
    @ChiquiVigo :peineta:
  14. VIERNACACIONEEEEEEEEEEEES{cheesy}
    HACED VUESTRAS COSICAS Y UN PAR DE CASTILLOS DE ARENA :->



    @ChiquiVigo :peineta:
    Que te dure todo el verano.
  15. Toda mi vida ha cambiado
    Desde que te conocí
    Paso las noches soñando
    Y espero el momento de estar junto a ti
    Atrás se queda el invierno
    La primavera es mejor
    Pronto en verano estaremos
    Tú y yo sentiremos los rayos del sol
    Vacaciones de verano para mí
    Caminando por la arena junto a ti
    Vacaciones de verano para mí
    Hoy mi vida comienza (a despertar)
    Hoy se ha abierto la puerta (sin llamar)
    Hoy te tengo a mi lado y soy feliz
    ¡Arriba!
    Atrás se queda el invierno
    La primavera es mejor
    Pronto en verano estaremos
    Tú y yo sentiremos los rayos del sol
    Vacaciones de verano para mí
    Caminando por la arena junto a ti
    Vacaciones de verano para mí
    Hoy mi vida comienza (a despertar)
    Hoy se ha abierto la puerta (sin llamar)
    Hoy te tengo a mi lado y soy feliz
    Vacaciones de verano para mí
    Caminando por la arena junto a ti
    Vacaciones de verano para mí
    Caminando por la arena junto a ti, vosotros
  16. Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toes
    They're idiots, losers, they're scum
    Taking advantage of everyone
    You're a dog, they're your fleas
    Doing everything they can to spread disease
    They'll take your beer, they'll take your drugs
    Leave you with microscopic drugs
    Their company is something you won't miss
    When your ice trays are filled with piss
    They are the Moron Brothers
    Don't get along with others
    They'll whine, they'll bitch, they'll fuck you if you're rich
    They'll leach, they'll latch, they are the itch you can't scratch
    They'll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed
    Tabasco's in your mouth,
    There's mustard up your nose
    When your head is shaved you'll think the worst has passed
    Just try to move your leg
    They've put you in a cast
    They are the Moron Brothers
    Don't get along with others
    They may not go down in history
    But they'll go down on your sister
  17. A devil in a midnight mass
    He prayed behind stained glass
    A memory of Sunday class
    Resurrected from the past
    Hold your breath and count to four
    Pinky swears don't work no more
    Footsteps down the hallway floor
    Getting closer to my door
    I was alive but now I'm singing
    Silent night for the rest of my life
    Silent night for the rest of my life
    Silent knight at the edge of your knife
    (Forgive me father)
    Won't make it right
    Silent night for the rest of my life
    Silent night at the edge of your knife
    (You're guilty)
    A devil in a midnight mass
    Killed the boy inside the man
    The holy water in his hands
    Can never wash away his sins
    Hold your breath and count to four
    Pinky swears don't work no more
    Put my trust in God that day
    Not the man that got his way
    I was alive but now I'm singing
    Silent night for the rest of my life
    Silent night for the rest of my life
    Silent night at the edge of your knife
    (Forgive me father)
    Won't make it right
    Silent night for the rest of my life
    Silent knight at the edge of your knife
    (You're guilty)
  18. We'll be singin'
    When we're winnin'
    We'll be singin'
    I get knocked down
    But I get up again
    You're never gonna keep me down
    I get knocked down
    But I get up again
    You're never gonna keep me down
    I get knocked down
    But I get up again
    You're never gonna keep me down
    I get knocked down
    But I get up again
    You're never gonna keep me down
    Pissin' the night away
    Pissin' the night away
    He drinks a whiskey drink
    He drinks a Vodka drink
    He drinks a Lager drink
    He drinks a cider drink
    He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
    He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
    Oh, Danny Boy
    Danny Boy
    Danny Boy
    I get knocked down
    But I get up again
    You're never gonna keep me down
    I get knocked down
    But I get up again
    You're never gonna keep me down
    I get knocked down
    But I get up again
    You're never gonna keep me down
    I get knocked down
    But I get up again
    You're never gonna keep me down
  19. Mañana mismo me pongo a buscá trabajo
    (no tienes huevos, no tienes huevos)
    me pongo a buscá trabajo mañana mismo
    (no tienes huevos, no tienes huevos)
    y si no me pongo mañana me pongo el lune que mañana es domingo

    mi pare me dise que me busque un currelo
    y mis hijos me disen lo mismo
    pero llevo sinco años tirao en el sofá esperando ese trabajito
    y es que la cosa está muy mala:
    QUE SE MUERA EL TíO QUE INVENTO LA PALA!!!!

    Que se muera el tío que invento la pala
    (que se muera, que se muera, que se muera)
    que se muera el tío que inventó el cincé
    (que se muera, que se muera, que se muera también)
    que se quede mal herío, y que no se muera que sufra el tío
  20. I could lift you up
    I could show you what you want to see
    And take you where you want to be
    You could be my luck
    Even if the sky is falling down
    I know that we'll be safe and sound
    We're safe and sound
    I could fill your cup
    You know my river won't evaporate
    This world we still appreciate
    You could be my luck
    Even in a hurricane of frowns
    I know that we'll be safe and sound
    We're safe and sound (safe and sound)
    We're safe and sound (hold your ground)
    We're safe and sound (safe and sound)
    I could show you love
    In a tidal wave of mystery
    You'll still be standing next to me
    You could be my luck
    Even if we're six feet underground
    I know that we'll be safe and sound
  21. Come on, shake your body, baby, do the conga
    I know you can't control yourself any longer
    Come on, shake your body, baby, do the conga
    I know you can't control yourself any longer

    Come on, shake your body, baby, do the conga
    I know you can't control yourself any longer
    Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
    Don't you fight it till you've tried it, do the conga beat

    Everybody gather 'round now
    Let your body feel the heat
    Don't you worry if you can't dance
    Let the music move your feet

    It's the rhythm of the island
    And like sugarcane, so sweet
    If you want to do the conga
    You've got to listen to the beat

    Come on, shake your body, baby, do the conga
    I know you can't control yourself any longer
    Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
    Don't you fight it till you've tried it, do the conga beat
  22. @Cart @lamonjamellada sólo éramos unos jóvenes soñadores con planes para instaurar una dictadura tiránica. Qué tiempos.
  23. Times have changed and times are strange
    Here I come but I ain't the same
    Mama, I'm coming home
    Times go bye, seems to be
    You could have been a better friend to me
    Mama, I'm coming home
    You took me in and you drove me out
    Yeah, you had me hypnotized, yeah
    Lost and found and turned around
    By the fire in your eyes
    You made me cry, you told me lies
    But I can't stand to say goodbye
    Mama, I'm coming home
    I could be right, I could be wrong
    It hurts so bad it's been so long
    Mama, I'm coming home
    Selfish love yeah we're both alone
    The ride before the fall, yeah
    But I'm gonna take this heart of stone
    I just got to have it all
    I've seen your face a hundred times
    Everyday we've been apart
    And I don't care about the sunshine, yeah
    'Cause mama, mama, I'm coming home
    I'm coming home
    You took me in and you drove me out
    Yeah, you had me hypnotized
    Lost and found and turned around
    By the fire in your eyes
    I've seen your face a thousand times
    Everyday we've been apart
    And I don't care about the sunshine, yeah
    'Cause mama, mama, I'm coming home
    I'm coming home, I'm coming home
    I'm coming home
  24. Sorry for party rocking...

    I'll be up in the party, looking for a hottie to bone
    I gotta drink in my hand, and it just called buffalo
    Popping bottles in the house with models in the V.I.P
    All the girls make out for the whole damn club to see
    Let's go!

    People always say that my music's loud
    Sorry for party rocking!
    Neighbors complain saying turn it down
    Sorry for party rocking!
    Haters don't like, we got the spotlight
    Sorry for party rocking!
    When they talk shit, we just be like
    Sorry for party rocking!

    Baby, Baby, Baby I'm awfully crazy
    Off Ciroc, Off Patron, Shit, whatever's tasty
    We don't got no manners, hanging off the rafters
    Let's go drink for drink a hundred bucks you don't out last us

    Check my style, take a good look, i'm fresh bitch
    In my whip with my music so loud I'm deaf bitch
    Getting brained out red light with people watching
    Sorry for party rocking
  25. @paumal Lo vi pero últimamente estoy muerto y nunca caigo en reprimirte...
    Y AHORA DESHAZ EL ENTUERTO.
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