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Kaphax

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  1. @paumal ESE NO ES TU AVATAR DE SIEMPRE, VUELVE AL ANTIGUO :ffu:
  2. Well, I'm so above you
    And it's plain to see
    But I came to love you anyway
    So you pulled my heart out
    And I don't mind bleedin'
    Any old time, you keep me waitin'
    Waitin', waitin'
    Oh, whoa, oh
    I got a love that keeps me waitin'
    Oh, whoa, oh
    I got a love that keeps me waitin'
    I'm a lonely boy
    I'm a lonely boy
    Oh, whoa, oh
    I got a love that keeps me waitin'
    Well, your mama kept you
    But your daddy left you
    And I should've done you just the same
    But I came to love you
    Am I born to bleed?
    Any old time, you keep me waitin'
    Waitin', waitin'
    Oh, whoa, oh
    I got a love that keeps me waitin'
    Oh, whoa, oh
    I got a love that keeps me waitin'
    I'm a lonely boy
    I'm a lonely boy
    Oh, whoa, oh
    I got a love that keeps me waitin'
    Hey
    Oh, whoa, oh
    I got a love that keeps me waitin'
    Oh, whoa, oh
    I got a love that keeps me waitin'
    I'm a lonely boy
    I'm a lonely boy
    Oh, whoa, oh
    I got a love that keeps me waitin'
  3. Pregunta para paleontólogos, sobre una de las especies que estaban llamadas a dominar la Tierra y que parecieron extinguirse:
    ¿Qué fue de los Canis?
    Porque las Chonis, sus hembras, siguen por ahí.
  4. Cabalgaba el príncipe valiente
    Valiente cobardica
    Armado hasta los dientes

    Avanzaba como una estatua ecuestre
    Melenas en plan Silkience
    En busca de sus huestes

    Anhelaba su sórdido palacio
    Otrora engalanado
    Con cien tapices rancios

    Recordaba, sentado en su almorrana
    Los años que pasó
    Convertido en una rana

    Mas de pronto, fatídico destino
    Diez mil amotinados
    Cortaban el camino

    Los fulanos estaban a la greña
    Si quieres seguir vivo
    ¿cuál es el santo y seña?


    Mi papá es el dueño de estas tierras
    Si no me dejáis paso
    Iremos a la guerra

    ¿Te refieres al resto de las piezas
    Del cuerpo que antes iba
    Pegado a esta cabeza?

    ¡Malandrines! ¿Qué ha sido de la reina?
    De sólo imaginarlo
    Mis bucles se despeinan

    ¡Las infantas! ¿Qué habéis hecho con ellas?
    ¿Tuvisteis por lo menos
    Piedad de las doncellas?

    Pues piedad, piedad lo que se dice
    Depende del criterio
    De aquel que lo analice

    Pero al menos las hemos reciclado
    Allí las puedes ver
    Tirando del arado

    ¿Y conmigo? ¿Qué vais a hacer conmigo?
    ¿Filetes empanados
    Envueltos en pan Bimbo?


    Te rogamos que no nos des ideas
    Tenemos suficientes
    Y son mucho más feas

    Por lo pronto, y con carácter transitorio
    Aquí tienes tu cetro
    Primer supositorio
  5. No hay razones por las que la abandoné
    Hay razones por las que no la olvidé
    Y cantar con su voz
    Para no decir adiós
    Y cantar, y cantar
    Mil canciones
    Yo soy el viento en este mundo
    Que te susurra al oído
    Que pongas velas en mi lecho y esperes anochecer
    Con tu pañuelo y tu vestido
    Quiero tenerte entre mis brazos
    Quiero esta noche estar contigo
    Yo soy la muerte que baila contigo hasta el amanecer
    Y tú alumbraste mi camino
    No hay razones por las que la abandoné
    Y bailaremos con los muertos hasta ver el sol nacer
    Y al llegar el mes de noviembre veo tu rostro envejecer
    No hay razones por las que la abandoné
    Hay razones por las que no la olvidé
    Y cantar con su voz
    Para no decir adiós
    Y pensar que os traerá
    Nuestra muerte una gran felicidad
    No hay razones
    No hay razones
    Y cantar con su voz
    Y cantar mi canción
    Y esta noche de fiesta mi alma subirá
    Tú eres vida en mi muerte, a tu lado me tendrás
    Si me tiendes tu mano el baile podrá empezar
  6. All aboard ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
    Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
    Crazy, but that's how it goes
    Millions of people living as foes
    Maybe it's not too late
    To learn how to love
    And forget how to hate
    Mental wounds not healing
    Life's a bitter shame
    I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
    I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
    Let's go
    I've listened to preachers
    I've listened to fools
    I've watched all the dropouts
    Who make their own rules
    One person conditioned to rule and control
    The media sells it and you live the role
    Mental wounds still screaming
    Driving me insane
    I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
    I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
    I know that things are going wrong for me
    You gotta listen to my words, yeah
    Heirs of a cold war
    That's what we've become
    Inheriting troubles I'm mentally numb
    Crazy, I just cannot bear
    I'm living with something' that just isn't fair
    Mental wounds not healing
    Who and what's to blame
    I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
    I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
  7. @angelitoMagno claro ¿Y qué más? ¿Astronautas de ministros?
  8. Nos quejamos de los sub pero cada vez hay más subnormales con un Isuzu D-Max por el medio de la ciudad.
  9. Once upon a younger year
    When all our shadows disappeared
    The animals inside came out to play
    Went face to face with all our fears
    Learned our lessons through the tears
    Made memories we knew would never fade
    One day, my father, he told me, "Son, don't let it slip away"
    He took me in his arms, I heard him say
    "When you get older, your wild heart will live for younger days
    Think of me if ever you're afraid"
    He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind
    So live a life you will remember"
    My father told me when I was just a child
    "These are the nights that never die"
    My father told me
    "When thunderclouds start pouring down
    Light a fire they can't put out
    Carve your name into those shining stars"
    He said, "Go venture far beyond the shores
    Don't forsake this life of yours
    I'll guide you home no matter where you are"
    One day, my father, he told me, "Son, don't let it slip away"
    When I was just a kid, I heard him say
    "When you get older, your wild heart will live for younger days
    Think of me if ever you're afraid"
  10. Se vou a Bueu nun bou, vou. Se non vou nun bou non vou.
    Si voy a Bueu en una barca, voy. Si no voy en una barca, no voy.
    @woody_alien
  11. Show me how to lie, you're getting better all the time
    And turning all against the one is an art that's hard to teach
    Another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd
    And as you step back into line, a mob jumps to their feet
    Now dance, fucker, dance, man, he never had a chance
    And no one even knew it was really only you
    And now you steal away
    Take him out today
    Nice work you did
    You're gonna go far, kid
    With a thousand lies and a good disguise
    Hit 'em right between the eyes
    Hit 'em right between the eyes
    When you walk away, nothing more to say
    See the lightning in your eyes
    See 'em running for their lives
    Slowly out of line, and drifting closer in your sight
    So play it out, I'm wide awake, it's a scene about me
    There's something in your way and now someone is gonna pay
    And if you can't get what you want, well, it's all because of me
    Now dance, fucker, dance, man, I never had a chance
    And no one even knew, it was really only you
    And now you'll lead the way
    Show the light of day
    Nice work you did
    You're gonna go far, kid
    Trust deceived
    With a thousand lies and a good disguise
    Hit 'em right between the eyes
    Hit 'em right between the eyes
    When you walk away, nothing more to say
  12. Sometimes I feel
    I've got to run away
    I've got to get away
    From the pain you drive
    Into the heart of me

    The love we share
    Seems to go nowhere
    And I've lost my light
    For I toss and turn
    I can't sleep at night

    Once I ran to you (I ran)
    Now I'll run from you
    This tainted love you've given
    I give you all a boy could give you

    Take my tears
    And that's not nearly all
    Oh, tainted love
    Oh, tainted love

    Now I know
    I've got to run away
    I've got to get away
    You don't really want
    Any more from me

    To make things right
    You need someone to hold you tight
    And you think love is to pray
    But, I'm sorry, I don't pray that way

    Once I ran to you (I ran)
    Now I'll run from you
    This tainted love you've given
    I give you all a boy could give you

    Take my tears
    And that's not nearly all
    Oh, tainted love
    Oh, tainted love
  13. Wake up in the middle of the night
    Just to check the phone
    Counting all my likes like it's money
    I'm a ticking bomb
    Dancing to the camera duck face
    Mmmmhm looking dumb
    I'm crazy and I know it
    But it's so damn fun

    Pendejo
    What the fu...
    Pendejo
    *Woof, woof, woof, woof*

    Tick tock
    Time is up
    We goin' harder
    Going' louder
    Till the beat goes drop
    Tick tock
    Make it stop
    I'm lazy and I know it but I'm still so hot

    Pendejo
    What the fu...
    Pendejo
    *Woof, woof, woof, woof*

    Ooha ha ha ha hee
    Aha aha ha ha
    Ooha ha ha ha hee
    Aha aha ha ha
    Ooha ha ha ha hee
    Aha aha ha ha
    Ooha ha ha ha hee
    Aha, *woof, woof, woof, woof*

    Pendejo
    What the fu...
    Pendejo
    Pe Pe Pe...

    Pendejo
    What the fu...
    Pendejo
    *Woof, woof, woof*
  14. I've been sippin booze now I'm f*cked up
    Trying to make the best of my bad luck
    Oh baby, can't you see
    I'm living my life in misery

    And like a cold night in December
    The good days seem hard to remember
    Oh baby, can't you see
    I'm living my life in misery

    Mirror mirror on the wall
    Where's the freakin' liquor store
    Slowly I turn into a monster
    Mirror mirror on the wall
    Drugs and bottles on the floor
    Slowly I turn into a monster

    Monster, I'm living in a misery

    Calling all my friends but they're busy
    And what if I leave would they miss me
    Oh baby, can't you see
    I'm living my life in misery

    Am I the only one against the battles
    Sipping away my sorrows since I'm falling off the sadle
    Oh baby, can't you see
    I'm living my life in misery

    Mirror mirror on the wall
    Where's the freakin' liquor store
    Slowly I turn into a monster
    Mirror mirror on the wall
    Drugs and bottles on the floor
    Slowly I turn into a monster

    Monster, I'm living in a misery
    Monster, I'm living in a misery
  15. @DrToxic Ya sé que es un poco secundario pero es una manía mía....así que con tu permiso:
    La fábula de Esopo es "El Lobo y el pastor" o "El pastor y el lobo", "Lupus et pastor" la llamaban en latín; "The boy who cried wolf" en el idioma de nuestros amos.
    Lo de "Pedro y el lobo", tan extendido recientemente por culpa de algún perezas de una editorial española, es una mala transmisión del legado cultural que aún podemos revertir, empezando aquí en este nido de fachas esta cuna del saber.
    Además, Pedro y el lobo yo lo reservaría para el cuento ruso que inspira la obra del mismo nombre, para narrador y orquesta, de Prokofiev.
    Adiosbuenastardes.
  16. Ayo Jason
    (Oh, yeah)
    Say somethin' to her
    Holla at her
    Haha, I got one question
    Haha, how do you fit all that in them jeans? haha
    You know what to do with that big fat butt
    Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
    Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
    Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
    Just a little bit (Swing)
    Patty cake patty cake with no hands
    Got me in this club, making wedding plans
    If I take pictures while you do your dance
    I could make you famous on Instagram
    Hot damn it (Woo)
    Your booty like two planets (Woo)
    Go ahead, and go ham sandwich (Woo)
    Woah, I can't stand it
    'Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt
    Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
    Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
    Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
    Just a little bit (Swing)
    Cadillac Cadillac, pop that trunk
    Let's take a shot, alley oop that donk
    Tired of working that nine to five
    Oh, baby let me come and change your life
    Hot damn it (Woo)
    Your booty like two planets (Woo)
    Go ahead, and go ham sandwich (Woo)
    Woah, I can't stand it
    'Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt
    Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
    Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle)
    Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (Shake it shake it girl)
    Just a little bit (Little bit, little bit, little bit)
  17. Chingare, chinga eho
    Chingare, chingare, chingare
    Chinga chinga a pelo pique
    Bicho malo pille
    Minga chunga ladilla pille
    Chichi chungo trinque
    Iba bolinga
    Capucha no use
    Chati mangui pringue
    Pika pi, cocos y minga
    Lavo nabo con gel
    Hey, hey a pelo pique
    Hey, hey bicho malo pille
    Hey, hey a pelo pique
    Hey, hey bicho malo pille
    Quite tanga panti baje
    Sin goma empuje
    Con banana un kiki pegue
    Ñaca ñaca guasee
    Con ungüento pupita cure
    Minga chachi deje
    Palmo bicho bonito brillo
    Mi manguito chingon
    Hey, hey a pelo pique
    Hey, hey bicho malo pille
    Hey, hey a pelo pique
    Hey, hey bicho malo pille
    Chingue chingue chingue
    Pringue lave cure
    Aleyammale
    Aleyammale
    Aleya aleya aleyambale
    Hey, hey a pelo pique
    Hey, hey bicho malo pille
    Hey, hey a pelo pique
    Hey, hey bicho malo pille
    Hey, hey a pelo pique
    Hey, hey bicho malo pille
    Hey, hey a pelo pique
    Hey, hey bicho malo pille
  18. Voy a parar en el camino
    Y en lo que dura un cigarrito
    Voy a pensar en estos años
    Todo lo que ha pasado

    En el cajón de la memoria
    Guardo trocitos de la historia
    Las páginas que ya han pasado
    De un libro inacabado

    Cantar sabiendo lo que dices
    Es tarde para arrepentirse
    Pensar a veces que no hay nada
    Que son solo cicatrices

    Es mejor que se pare el tren
    Y mirar que todo va bien
    Que si no, no me entero

    Dan dubi dubi dubi dan bambero
    Y el conejo saca un mago del sombrero
    Tú y yo somos dos, y sabes que te quiero
    Pero dos y dos son cuatro, y cuatro los Platero

    Cantar sabiendo lo que dices
    Y lo que otros piensen quizás no me interese
    ¡Hoy quiero ver tus ojos para tocar más fuerte!

    Es mejor que se pare el tren
    Y mirar que todo va bien, que si no
    Que no me entero
  19. @carademalo sin duda lo que está más cerca de "Jesus" es la "hostia", pero esa traducción en gallego me hace echar de menos las de otras décadas, que eran más enxebres (castizas), tipo "Arredemo, qué cargado" o un "carallo" que es tan comodín como un buen "pitufar".
  20. Dancin' is what to do
    Dancin's when I think of you
    Dancin's what clears my soul
    Dancin's what makes me whole
    Dancin' is what to do
    Dancin's when I think of you
    Dancin's what clears my soul
    Dancin's what makes me whole
    Dancin', dancin' active
    Dancin', dancin' active
    Dancin', dancin' active
    Dancin', dancin' active
    Dancin', dancin', dancin'
    Dancin', dancin', dancin'
    Dancin', dancin', dancin'
    Dancin' is what to do
    All the time, oh baby, all the time
    All the time, oh baby, all the time
    All the time, oh baby, all the time
    All the time, oh baby, all the time, oh
    Dancin', dancin' active
    Dancin', dancin' active
    Dancin', dancin' active
    Dancin', dancin' active
    Dancin', dancin' active
    Dancin', dancin' active
    Dancin', dancin' active
    Dancin', dancin' active
  21. Imagine me and you, I do
    I think about you day and night
    It's only right
    To think about the girl you love
    And hold her tight
    So happy together
    If I should call you up, invest a dime
    And you say you belong to me
    And ease my mind
    Imagine how the world could be
    So very fine
    So happy together
    I can't see me lovin' nobody but you for all my life
    When you're with me, baby, the skies will be blue for all my life
    Me and you, and you and me
    No matter how they tossed the dice
    It had to be
    The only one for me is you
    And you for me
    So happy together
    I can't see me lovin' nobody but you for all my life
    When you're with me, baby, the skies will be blue for all my life
    Me and you, and you and me
    No matter how they tossed the dice
    It had to be
    The only one for me is you
    And you for me
    So happy together
    Me and you, and you and me
    No matter how they tossed the dice
    It had to be
    The only one for me is you
    And you for me
    So happy together
    So happy together
    And how is the weather?
    So happy together
    We're happy together
    So happy together
    We're happy together
    So happy together
    So happy together
  22. Es interesante el sistema de votación del candidato demócrata a la alcaldía de Nueva York. El votante tiene que hacer un ranking de preferencias.
  23. My love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs
    My love has got no power, he's got his strong beliefs
    My love has got no fame, he's got his strong beliefs
    My love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs
    Want more and more, people just want more and more
    Freedom and love, what he's looking for
    Want more and more, people just want more and more
    Freedom and love, what he's looking for
    Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
    Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
    Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
    Freed from desire
    Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
    My love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs
    My love has got no power, he's got his strong beliefs
    My love has got no fame, he's got his strong beliefs
    My love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs
    Want more and more, people just want more and more
    Freedom and love, what he's looking for
    Want more and more, people just want more and more
    Freedom and love, what he's looking for
    Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
    Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
  24. Ni pa′lante
    Ni pa'tras
    Ni pa′rriba
    Ni pa'bajo
    Al carajo
    Al carajo
    Al carajo
    Al carajo, al carajo
    Que se vayan al carajo
    Al carajo
    Si dice el médico
    Que no fumes mas
    Al carajo
    Si dice el médico
    Que fuera el tabaco
    Al carajo
    Si dice el médico
    Que dejes de fumar
    Al carajo, al carajo
    Que se vayan al carajo
    Al carajo
    Si dice el médico
    Que no bebas mas
    Al carajo
    Si dice el médico
    Que fuera los cubatas
    Al carajo
    Si dice el médico
    Que dejes de privar
    Al carajo, al carajo
    Que se vayan al carajo
    Perdóneme, doctor
    Y acepte mis disculpas
    Pero lo que voy a dejar
    Es de venir a su consulta
    Al carajo
    Al carajo
    Al carajo, al carajo
    Que se vayan al carajo
    Al carajo
  25. Yo Quiero bailar
    Toda la noche
    Baila baila bailando ba
    Baila baila bailando hey!

    Hey, hey, hey

    Fuego en mi cuerpo música y pasión
    Te tengo en mi mente, pura obsesión
    Cuando llega el calor los chicos se enamoran
    Es la brisa y el sol acércate ven mi deseo te confesare

    Yo Quiero bailar
    Toda la noche
    Baila baila bailando ba
    Baila baila

    Yo Quiero bailar
    Toda la noche
    Baila baila bailando ba
    Baila baila bailando hey!

    Hey, hey, hey

    Todos tus sentidos son como un volcan
    Esta noche es magica, vamos a bailar
    Se que cuando llega el calor los chicos se enamoran
    Es la brisa y el sol acercate ven mi deseo te confesare

    (Dimelo)

    Yo Quiero bailar
    Toda la noche
    Baila baila bailando ba
    Baila baila

    Yo Quiero bailar
    Toda la noche
    Baila baila bailando ba
    Baila baila

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