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Este finde tenemos DANA y NADA de avisos de la Generalitat Valenciana porque genocidio

Show me how to lie, you're getting better all the time
And turning all against the one is an art that's hard to teach
Another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back into line, a mob jumps to their feet
Now dance, fucker, dance, man, he never had a chance
And no one even knew it was really only you
And now you steal away
Take him out today
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives
Slowly out of line, and drifting closer in your sight
So play it out, I'm wide awake, it's a scene about me
There's something in your way and now someone is gonna pay
And if you can't get what you want, well, it's all because of me
Now dance, fucker, dance, man, I never had a chance
And no one even knew, it was really only you
And now you'll lead the way
Show the light of day
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid
Trust deceived
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say

Nadie tiene derecho a tener un etnoestado: www.instagram.com/p/DL7uRKwNp_3/

Lo de Alvise Pérez, poniendo una marca de agua sobre la historia de instagram del chaval que se ha suicidado, como si fuera una exclusiva, es para, de una vez por todas, pegarle un bofetón que le esté dando vueltas la cabeza un par de meses. No puede dar más asco el follar-ardillas, es un sub-humano, un ser despreciable que merece todo lo malo que le pase.

Sometimes I feel
I've got to run away
I've got to get away
From the pain you drive
Into the heart of me

The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn
I can't sleep at night

Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you

Take my tears
And that's not nearly all
Oh, tainted love
Oh, tainted love

Now I know
I've got to run away
I've got to get away
You don't really want
Any more from me

To make things right
You need someone to hold you tight
And you think love is to pray
But, I'm sorry, I don't pray that way

Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you

Take my tears
And that's not nearly all
Oh, tainted love
Oh, tainted love

@Zoidborg Pasan el control de calidad

@vazana Allí te puedes poner ese avatar, y lo que quieras. En fc hay libertaz, y cañitas, como en el Madriz de Ayuso.
@Zoidborg @ChiquiVigo
Pd.: Ya la di anoche.

@dunachio No cuentes con mi espada

Wake up in the middle of the night
Just to check the phone
Counting all my likes like it's money
I'm a ticking bomb
Dancing to the camera duck face
Mmmmhm looking dumb
I'm crazy and I know it
But it's so damn fun

Pendejo
What the fu...
Pendejo
*Woof, woof, woof, woof*

Tick tock
Time is up
We goin' harder
Going' louder
Till the beat goes drop
Tick tock
Make it stop
I'm lazy and I know it but I'm still so hot

Pendejo
What the fu...
Pendejo
*Woof, woof, woof, woof*

Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha aha ha ha
Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha aha ha ha
Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha aha ha ha
Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha, *woof, woof, woof, woof*

Pendejo
What the fu...
Pendejo
Pe Pe Pe...

Pendejo
What the fu...
Pendejo
*Woof, woof, woof*

Últimamente me han dado unas cuantas invis para forocoches. Me puedo tirar años sin ninguna, y en dos meses tener 5. Si alguien quiere una, que me lo haga saber. Y si me cae bien, se la regalo. Si me cae mal, lo mismo también
Estoy llenando fc de meneantes así, sin pensar mucho, me vienen a la cabeza al menos 4-5.

I've been sippin booze now I'm f*cked up
Trying to make the best of my bad luck
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery

And like a cold night in December
The good days seem hard to remember
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery

Mirror mirror on the wall
Where's the freakin' liquor store
Slowly I turn into a monster
Mirror mirror on the wall
Drugs and bottles on the floor
Slowly I turn into a monster

Monster, I'm living in a misery

Calling all my friends but they're busy
And what if I leave would they miss me
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery

Am I the only one against the battles
Sipping away my sorrows since I'm falling off the sadle
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery

Mirror mirror on the wall
Where's the freakin' liquor store
Slowly I turn into a monster
Mirror mirror on the wall
Drugs and bottles on the floor
Slowly I turn into a monster

Monster, I'm living in a misery
Monster, I'm living in a misery

@Fesavama Vale, pero él te ha conocido a ti, ¿o lo has dejado solo en tu pasillo?

@Flekyboy

Alertas del peligro de la extinción de la humanidad mediante genocidios y la gente más preocupada por los términos y condiciones en que lo denuncias que por el hecho en si mismo

Estamos literalmente en "no mires arriba"

Ya estoy de vuelta en Irlanda, después de pasar el finde de boda por Catalunya. Qué rico se como por allí, cony

Me está colapsando el clima encima

pero todo bien

@lamonjamellada Excepcional idea en el caso de que nadie sea capaz de aguantarte
@vazana

@imparsifal @tnt80 @Ripio @Ripio @mis_cojones_33 @carademalo @javierchiclana @Golan_Trevize "Pensé que son cosas de gente mayor ante los cambios."
Hacerte pasar por generación Z en internet a tu edad podría ser delito

Estamos asistiendo al colapso de la civilización en vivo, disfrutad!

Ayo Jason
(Oh, yeah)
Say somethin' to her
Holla at her
Haha, I got one question
Haha, how do you fit all that in them jeans? haha
You know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Just a little bit (Swing)
Patty cake patty cake with no hands
Got me in this club, making wedding plans
If I take pictures while you do your dance
I could make you famous on Instagram
Hot damn it (Woo)
Your booty like two planets (Woo)
Go ahead, and go ham sandwich (Woo)
Woah, I can't stand it
'Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Just a little bit (Swing)
Cadillac Cadillac, pop that trunk
Let's take a shot, alley oop that donk
Tired of working that nine to five
Oh, baby let me come and change your life
Hot damn it (Woo)
Your booty like two planets (Woo)
Go ahead, and go ham sandwich (Woo)
Woah, I can't stand it
'Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (Shake it shake it girl)
Just a little bit (Little bit, little bit, little bit)

GENOCIDIO

Sólo para que quede perfectamente claro.

Estamos presenciando, en tiempo real, el colapso de la civilización.

Es bastante jodidamente horrible, incluso para un fatalista que sabía que esto eventualmente sucedería, tengo que decirlo.

Bastante jodidamente horrible.

x.com/EliotJacobson/status/1940559946615345159

@antiboise Esperemos que al menos no escogiera ingeniería industrial

@Ah_no_nimo ¿No serías tú el que hacía cosas raras con el mapache?
www.levante-emv.com/sociedad/2010/05/01/mapache-le-arranca-pene-hombre

Chingare, chinga eho
Chingare, chingare, chingare
Chinga chinga a pelo pique
Bicho malo pille
Minga chunga ladilla pille
Chichi chungo trinque
Iba bolinga
Capucha no use
Chati mangui pringue
Pika pi, cocos y minga
Lavo nabo con gel
Hey, hey a pelo pique
Hey, hey bicho malo pille
Hey, hey a pelo pique
Hey, hey bicho malo pille
Quite tanga panti baje
Sin goma empuje
Con banana un kiki pegue
Ñaca ñaca guasee
Con ungüento pupita cure
Minga chachi deje
Palmo bicho bonito brillo
Mi manguito chingon
Hey, hey a pelo pique
Hey, hey bicho malo pille
Hey, hey a pelo pique
Hey, hey bicho malo pille
Chingue chingue chingue
Pringue lave cure
Aleyammale
Aleyammale
Aleya aleya aleyambale
Hey, hey a pelo pique
Hey, hey bicho malo pille
Hey, hey a pelo pique
Hey, hey bicho malo pille
Hey, hey a pelo pique
Hey, hey bicho malo pille
Hey, hey a pelo pique
Hey, hey bicho malo pille

@Wayfarer Tendría que haber pagado el premium para votarte negativo infinito

@angelitoMagno @tnt80

@Fesavama Mi momento preferido del año es en verano por la mañana, cuando veo cómo visten a mis niños