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@tnt80 Maya es un nombre de chica muy bonito
Enhorabuena por la nueva criatura, el sistema de distribución gatuno vuelve a funcionar

Show me how to lie, you're getting better all the time
And turning all against the one is an art that's hard to teach
Another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back into line, a mob jumps to their feet
Now dance, fucker, dance, man, he never had a chance
And no one even knew it was really only you
And now you steal away
Take him out today
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives
Slowly out of line, and drifting closer in your sight
So play it out, I'm wide awake, it's a scene about me
There's something in your way and now someone is gonna pay
And if you can't get what you want, well, it's all because of me
Now dance, fucker, dance, man, I never had a chance
And no one even knew, it was really only you
And now you'll lead the way
Show the light of day
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid
Trust deceived
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say

@arariel menudo figura el tío Gervasio...

notame.net da error de time out

Sometimes I feel
I've got to run away
I've got to get away
From the pain you drive
Into the heart of me

The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn
I can't sleep at night

Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you

Take my tears
And that's not nearly all
Oh, tainted love
Oh, tainted love

Now I know
I've got to run away
I've got to get away
You don't really want
Any more from me

To make things right
You need someone to hold you tight
And you think love is to pray
But, I'm sorry, I don't pray that way

Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you

Take my tears
And that's not nearly all
Oh, tainted love
Oh, tainted love

@angelitoMagno Si uno de sus portavoces es Figaredo… Vamos, es que no lo puedo asimilar, que ese señor pueda ser el portavoz de nadie con medio dedo de frente…

Una pregunta: ¿Jordi Ébola es contagioso?  

@Zoidborg Pasan el control de calidad

Hay sitios caros, y sitios que cuestan dinero. Pagar 250€ por cenar un buen tomate, anchoas, jamón, gambas y un par de besugos con vino, pues cuesta dinero, pero no es caro. Pagar 40€ por dos hamburguesas con patatas congeladas y nueve nuggets es caro.

@dunachio No cuentes con mi espada

Wake up in the middle of the night
Just to check the phone
Counting all my likes like it's money
I'm a ticking bomb
Dancing to the camera duck face
Mmmmhm looking dumb
I'm crazy and I know it
But it's so damn fun

Pendejo
What the fu...
Pendejo
*Woof, woof, woof, woof*

Tick tock
Time is up
We goin' harder
Going' louder
Till the beat goes drop
Tick tock
Make it stop
I'm lazy and I know it but I'm still so hot

Pendejo
What the fu...
Pendejo
*Woof, woof, woof, woof*

Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha aha ha ha
Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha aha ha ha
Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha aha ha ha
Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha, *woof, woof, woof, woof*

Pendejo
What the fu...
Pendejo
Pe Pe Pe...

Pendejo
What the fu...
Pendejo
*Woof, woof, woof*

I've been sippin booze now I'm f*cked up
Trying to make the best of my bad luck
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery

And like a cold night in December
The good days seem hard to remember
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery

Mirror mirror on the wall
Where's the freakin' liquor store
Slowly I turn into a monster
Mirror mirror on the wall
Drugs and bottles on the floor
Slowly I turn into a monster

Monster, I'm living in a misery

Calling all my friends but they're busy
And what if I leave would they miss me
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery

Am I the only one against the battles
Sipping away my sorrows since I'm falling off the sadle
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery

Mirror mirror on the wall
Where's the freakin' liquor store
Slowly I turn into a monster
Mirror mirror on the wall
Drugs and bottles on the floor
Slowly I turn into a monster

Monster, I'm living in a misery
Monster, I'm living in a misery

@Fesavama Vale, pero él te ha conocido a ti, ¿o lo has dejado solo en tu pasillo?

@Flekyboy

He conocido en persona a @Flekyboy y vosotros no-o

No tengáis ningún problema con hacer nacer a vuestras proles en la pobreza, la precariedad y un planeta en llamas. Porque si el capitalismo, la monarquía y las élites empresariales han decidido provocar un genocidio climático, entonces nuestras proles tienen derecho a heredarlo. El genocidio es diversidad, es cultura, es tradición. Si vuestros hijos respiran aire tóxico, beben microplásticos y huyen del calor, tranquilos: forman parte del genocidio global democrático, donde los ricos contaminan y los pobres nacen para sufrirlo. Y cuando os pregunten por qué los trajisteis al mundo, decidles que fue por las pensiones, por la natalidad, y porque el genocidio climático y económico también es un derecho. Un derecho de clase. Un derecho reproductivo. Un derecho al genocidio.

@antiboise otra cosa. La piedra esa?

@antiboise tía, las caras de tus vecinos... No sabía que los franceses fueran... así... pixelados... cómo comen??

Ya estoy de vuelta en Irlanda, después de pasar el finde de boda por Catalunya. Qué rico se como por allí, cony

@lamonjamellada Excepcional idea en el caso de que nadie sea capaz de aguantarte
@vazana

@imparsifal @tnt80 @Ripio @Ripio @mis_cojones_33 @carademalo @javierchiclana @Golan_Trevize "Pensé que son cosas de gente mayor ante los cambios."
Hacerte pasar por generación Z en internet a tu edad podría ser delito

Os como la boca.  

El milenarismo va a llegaaaaaaarrr!!!!

Ayo Jason
(Oh, yeah)
Say somethin' to her
Holla at her
Haha, I got one question
Haha, how do you fit all that in them jeans? haha
You know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Just a little bit (Swing)
Patty cake patty cake with no hands
Got me in this club, making wedding plans
If I take pictures while you do your dance
I could make you famous on Instagram
Hot damn it (Woo)
Your booty like two planets (Woo)
Go ahead, and go ham sandwich (Woo)
Woah, I can't stand it
'Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Just a little bit (Swing)
Cadillac Cadillac, pop that trunk
Let's take a shot, alley oop that donk
Tired of working that nine to five
Oh, baby let me come and change your life
Hot damn it (Woo)
Your booty like two planets (Woo)
Go ahead, and go ham sandwich (Woo)
Woah, I can't stand it
'Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (Shake it shake it girl)
Just a little bit (Little bit, little bit, little bit)

@eldarel gracias por preguntar! La verdad es que mucho mejor. Fiebre nada desde ayer por la mañana. Algo de mucosidad y un leve dolor de garganta, pero nada serio. Yo creo que de esta acabo saliendo. Mala hierba.

Edit: clavaste el pronóstico. Tampoco parece que sea muy contagioso, la rubita está como una rosa, y Pepa lo mismo