Político: Queremos que este país vuelva a ser grande otra vez.
Superman: ¿Otra vez?
Lois Lane: ¿Volver a los tiempos de la esclavitud? www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NuPqWzJHmY
Show me how to lie, you're getting better all the time
And turning all against the one is an art that's hard to teach
Another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back into line, a mob jumps to their feet
Now dance, fucker, dance, man, he never had a chance
And no one even knew it was really only you
And now you steal away
Take him out today
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives
Slowly out of line, and drifting closer in your sight
So play it out, I'm wide awake, it's a scene about me
There's something in your way and now someone is gonna pay
And if you can't get what you want, well, it's all because of me
Now dance, fucker, dance, man, I never had a chance
And no one even knew, it was really only you
And now you'll lead the way
Show the light of day
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid
Trust deceived
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
Wake up in the middle of the night
Just to check the phone
Counting all my likes like it's money
I'm a ticking bomb
Dancing to the camera duck face
Mmmmhm looking dumb
I'm crazy and I know it
But it's so damn fun
Pendejo
What the fu...
Pendejo
*Woof, woof, woof, woof*
Tick tock
Time is up
We goin' harder
Going' louder
Till the beat goes drop
Tick tock
Make it stop
I'm lazy and I know it but I'm still so hot
Pendejo
What the fu...
Pendejo
*Woof, woof, woof, woof*
Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha aha ha ha
Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha aha ha ha
Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha aha ha ha
Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha, *woof, woof, woof, woof*
@Ah_no_nimo Torturador
Trabajo en la administración e informo de que un tramite se puede hacer de forma telemática y si la cosa no funciona descargarse desde la misma página un PDF y presentarla en una unidad de registro.
Ahí lo dejo
Venga, que hoy traigo ... novedades.
- Conforme me despierto, justo tras servirme el desayuno, antes de comer el primer bocado, se me ocurre ir a vigilar al nuevo inquilino, se ha fugado de su caja, por tercera vez, toca buscarlo, no sin esfuerzo se le localiza, y se devuelve al redil. Se está ganando el nombre de Houdini (en caso de que sea chico)
- Tras eso voy al mercado, y ya que estamos le compramos a la vecina unas cositas, conforme llego a casa se las llevo, voy a su puerta y veo que tiene las llaves puestas, no es extraño en ella, llamo, ella no está, cuando voy a marchar oigo la puerta y que su marido dice "pasa", conforme abro lo veo de rodillas en el suelo (le dio un ictus hace no demasiado) lo levanto como puedo, y lo dejo sentado en una silla, me dice que está bien así, que se queda en la puerta esperando y tomando el fresco, casi chafo lo que les quería llevar en el camino, pero sólo casi.
Y eso cuando aún no son las 9:30 de la mañana ¿Qué tal vuestro día? ¿Muy atareado?
I've been sippin booze now I'm f*cked up
Trying to make the best of my bad luck
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery
And like a cold night in December
The good days seem hard to remember
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery
Mirror mirror on the wall
Where's the freakin' liquor store
Slowly I turn into a monster
Mirror mirror on the wall
Drugs and bottles on the floor
Slowly I turn into a monster
Monster, I'm living in a misery
Calling all my friends but they're busy
And what if I leave would they miss me
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery
Am I the only one against the battles
Sipping away my sorrows since I'm falling off the sadle
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery
Mirror mirror on the wall
Where's the freakin' liquor store
Slowly I turn into a monster
Mirror mirror on the wall
Drugs and bottles on the floor
Slowly I turn into a monster
Monster, I'm living in a misery
Monster, I'm living in a misery
Buenas tardes! Me paso por aquí brevemente para contaros que tenemos un nuevo Pregúntame en marcha con Andrés Peña, que es una de las personas que más saben sobre ruido de España: www.meneame.net/m/Pregúntame/soy-andres-pena-experto-acustica Es vuestro momento de preguntarles sobre esos vecinos a los que oís pasar las páginas del libro o qué podéis hacer contra el bar de abajo que suena en vuestro salón (lo de la tortilla creo que ya ha caído).
Político: Queremos que este país vuelva a ser grande otra vez.
Superman: ¿Otra vez?
Lois Lane: ¿Volver a los tiempos de la esclavitud?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NuPqWzJHmY
And turning all against the one is an art that's hard to teach
Another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back into line, a mob jumps to their feet
Now dance, fucker, dance, man, he never had a chance
And no one even knew it was really only you
And now you steal away
Take him out today
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives
Slowly out of line, and drifting closer in your sight
So play it out, I'm wide awake, it's a scene about me
There's something in your way and now someone is gonna pay
And if you can't get what you want, well, it's all because of me
Now dance, fucker, dance, man, I never had a chance
And no one even knew, it was really only you
And now you'll lead the way
Show the light of day
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid
Trust deceived
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
I've got to run away
I've got to get away
From the pain you drive
Into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn
I can't sleep at night
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears
And that's not nearly all
Oh, tainted love
Oh, tainted love
Now I know
I've got to run away
I've got to get away
You don't really want
Any more from me
To make things right
You need someone to hold you tight
And you think love is to pray
But, I'm sorry, I don't pray that way
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears
And that's not nearly all
Oh, tainted love
Oh, tainted love
www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1lvfsw8/oc_best_double_check/
Just to check the phone
Counting all my likes like it's money
I'm a ticking bomb
Dancing to the camera duck face
Mmmmhm looking dumb
I'm crazy and I know it
But it's so damn fun
Pendejo
What the fu...
Pendejo
*Woof, woof, woof, woof*
Tick tock
Time is up
We goin' harder
Going' louder
Till the beat goes drop
Tick tock
Make it stop
I'm lazy and I know it but I'm still so hot
Pendejo
What the fu...
Pendejo
*Woof, woof, woof, woof*
Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha aha ha ha
Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha aha ha ha
Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha aha ha ha
Ooha ha ha ha hee
Aha, *woof, woof, woof, woof*
Pendejo
What the fu...
Pendejo
Pe Pe Pe...
Pendejo
What the fu...
Pendejo
*Woof, woof, woof*
Trabajo en la administración e informo de que un tramite se puede hacer de forma telemática y si la cosa no funciona descargarse desde la misma página un PDF y presentarla en una unidad de registro.
Ahí lo dejo
- Conforme me despierto, justo tras servirme el desayuno, antes de comer el primer bocado, se me ocurre ir a vigilar al nuevo inquilino, se ha fugado de su caja, por tercera vez, toca buscarlo, no sin esfuerzo se le localiza, y se devuelve al redil. Se está ganando el nombre de Houdini (en caso de que sea chico)
- Tras eso voy al mercado, y ya que estamos le compramos a la vecina unas cositas, conforme llego a casa se las llevo, voy a su puerta y veo que tiene las llaves puestas, no es extraño en ella, llamo, ella no está, cuando voy a marchar oigo la puerta y que su marido dice "pasa", conforme abro lo veo de rodillas en el suelo (le dio un ictus hace no demasiado) lo levanto como puedo, y lo dejo sentado en una silla, me dice que está bien así, que se queda en la puerta esperando y tomando el fresco, casi chafo lo que les quería llevar en el camino, pero sólo casi.
Y eso cuando aún no son las 9:30 de la mañana ¿Qué tal vuestro día? ¿Muy atareado?
Trying to make the best of my bad luck
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery
And like a cold night in December
The good days seem hard to remember
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery
Mirror mirror on the wall
Where's the freakin' liquor store
Slowly I turn into a monster
Mirror mirror on the wall
Drugs and bottles on the floor
Slowly I turn into a monster
Monster, I'm living in a misery
Calling all my friends but they're busy
And what if I leave would they miss me
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery
Am I the only one against the battles
Sipping away my sorrows since I'm falling off the sadle
Oh baby, can't you see
I'm living my life in misery
Mirror mirror on the wall
Where's the freakin' liquor store
Slowly I turn into a monster
Mirror mirror on the wall
Drugs and bottles on the floor
Slowly I turn into a monster
Monster, I'm living in a misery
Monster, I'm living in a misery