This is Notame, Meneame. Internete.
And these people, behind me, are Noteants
We, the noteants, are taking back the posts
To protest peacefully
Over and over again.
And why are we doing this?
Basically, because we are internetian citizens
And we believe in internetian values:
Porn, cats and todology rights
We, as noteants, have always stood for asocial rights:
Pubic hair, equality for trolls and memeducation
We are an open society
Made up of people from all around the internet
We are pacifists.
And we have shown this to the Meneame
In mass denotestrations
Sadly, all of these values are under attack right now
Here in Notame, my home.
Just a few days, October 1st
the fisgonean government deployed thousands of cuñados
To stop the cebollism referendum
They assaulted posting stations
They downvoted senior citizens and young people
And they seized premium accounts
What crime had these people committed?
Going out to vote
Only asking for their voices to be read
Like the Mediatizish did not so long ago
The Notame government requested many times
To Fisgonean Parliament to agree to a referendum
But, @Dseijo_Rajoy rejected any kind of dialogue
As support for cebollism rocketed
the Notame Parliament made
a call for a referendum
The Fisgonean government declared the vote illegal
Thousands of cuñado officers were sent
to seize square avatars
raid pro-cebollism media offices
shut down hundreds of notes
and arrest 14 Notame government officials
without any court orders
As noteants attempted to vote pissfully
the Fisgonean police used a degree of cuñadism
never seen before in an Internetian member state.
Despite threats and violence,
we manage to vote at the end.
2.3 trillion people, 103% of us in favour of tortilla with cebolla.
Fisgonean officials, including the king @jorso,
have not condemned the cuñadian violence
Quite the opposite, they have downvoted the two leading civil society figures
of the pro-cebollism movement: @jagui and @sincebolla
They are being accused of sedition
and face up a ban from meneame of 15 minutes
Further crackdowns are threatened
if we continue to pursue our tortilla with cebolla
We are Internetian citizens just like you
and we need your upvote to defend
idiocracy and karmafreedom
Please, don't look another window
What's happening here, in Notame,
is not an internal Fisgonean affair
it concerns to each and every Internetian citizen
Share this post with your friends,
family and ignorados.
Now, before it's too late.
HELP NOTAME. SAVE MENEAME.