El primer país invadido por EEUU en la era Trump no ha sido Groenlandia ni Canadá, ha sido el Vaticano. Tan pequeño que ha bastado un estadounidense para tomar el poder.
Por cierto, parece que ya no importa ni aquí, visto lo que acaba publicado día sí y día también. Pero esto que va camino de portada es erróneo ya desde el titular...
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Lover of the russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the Kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Lover of the russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
For power became known to more and more people
The demands to do something about this outrageous
Man became louder and louder
@baraja No estoy de acuerdo. Creo que lo has enfocado sólo a los años de prisión. La redacción actual del Estatuto impide la colegiación al condenado con pena grave. Y Alba tiene una pena grave. No por el concurso de delitos que acarrea condena de prisión, no: porque ha sufrido una inhabilitación especial de quince años, si mal no recuerdo.
33.2d) CP: Son penas graves (...) Las inhabilitaciones especiales por tiempo superior a cinco años.
Y el 9.1 e) del Estatuto dice que es un requisito carecer de antecedentes por delitos que lleven aparejados penas graves.
Por ello, esa inhabilitación especial (como si es para ser cocinero o astronauta) es una pena grave y por ello impide la colegiación. No por el hecho de que la inhabilitación como juez provoque la de abogado, sino por ser una inhabilitación, repito, de lo que sea, pero superior a cinco años.
Lo único sería que ya estuviese colegiado antes del nuevo Estatuto, donde no había este requisito. Ahí sí que podría defenderse, pienso.
We are "cop rock" we are screech
We are z. cavaricci
We are laser removed
Tasmanian devil tattoos
We are third string we are puck
We are special people's club
We are the half shirts with
Irreverent spring break top ten lists
We are munsoned we are squat
We are flashing twelve o'clock
We are spread out butt cheeks
Pulled apart so just the air leaks
We are "ishtar" we are tab
We are no right turn on red
We are the moustaches
The beatles grew when they dropped acid
You are the heart dotting "i"
In the word "apologize"
Scribbled drunk on a postcard
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are
I am the heart with no name
Airbrushed on the license plate
Of a subaru that was
Registered in pennsylvania
We are zima we are barf
We are cinderblock yard art
We are baldwin brothers
Not the good one but the others
We are amway we are shemp
We are sir david of brent
We are the queef after
A porn star breaks the gang bang record
You are the heart dotting "i"
In the word "apologize"
Scribbled drunk on a postcard
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are
I am the heart with no name
Airbrushed on the license plate
Of a subaru that was
Registered in pennsylvania
Strike while the iron is hot
Steel is strongest so say we all
And if we all were not brothers of metal would we fall? No
They tried to test our spirit
They tasted steel before we were done
Grinding their bones into the dust of the past
All blown away like a shot from a gun
We cast our lot together four still stand as one
Here we'll remain forever till our kindgdoms one
Brothers of metal
We are fighting with power and steel
Fighting for metal, metal that's real
Brothers of metal will always be there
Standing together with hands in the air
Let us drink to the power drink to the sound
Thunder and metal are shaking the ground
Drink to your brothers who are never to fall
We're all brothers of metal here in the hall
Our hearts are filled with metal and masters we have none
And we will die for metal, metal heals my soul
Brothers of metal
We are fighting with power and steel
Fighting for metal, metal that's real
Brothers of metal will always be there
Standing together with hands in the air
@Rorschach_ Esa viñeta no es de 1916, como es bastante aparente ya solo por el estilo...
Al mirar información sobre el dibujante, sale que la tira con ese título se empezó a publicar en los años 90 del siglo XX. Así que es mucho más reciente.
@Suspicious También hay grupos que se empeñan en otras muchas cosas a nivel judicial y no lo consiguen. La presunción de inocencia sigue existiendo, negar esto es una locura.
@Suspicious Lo que digo es que entonces la preocupación es el patrón, y la presunción de inocencia, en abstracto, importa un pito: sólo se esgrime si confirma el patrón. Creo que es evidente.
@Suspicious Claro que tengo prejuicios. Y la humanidad también conlleva la inteligencia y capacidad de análisis. Aceptar los sesgos no significa rendirse a ellos ni dejar de pensar.
@Suspicious Ya, pero ¿cómo sabes que estás viendo a un carterista? Deberías aplicar la presunción de inocencia, home.
O igual es que te importa un pito y lo que realmente te jode es tu creencia, real o no, del perjuicio que sufre tu grupo identitario, y lo de la P I es una excusa.
170 comentarios. Ni uno sobre la presunción de inocencia, cuando es la principal preocupación jurídica de algunos meneantes. Por qué podrá ser, si en otros envíos es lo primero que salta.
Finished with my woman 'cause
She couldn't help me with my mind
People think I'm insane because
I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things
But nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind
If I don't find something to pacify
Can you help me
Occupy my brain?
Oh yeah
I need someone to show me
The things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make
True happiness, I must be blind
Make a joke and I will sigh
And you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel
And love to me is so unreal
And so as you hear these words
Telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could but it's too late
Cuidado que ese comentario proviene de un LLM de inteligencia artificial, como indica la firma y ha vuelto a señalar el propio usuario.
Más que nada, porque la IA lo que hace bien es sonar convincente en temas de los que alguien no sabe o sabe poco, independientemente de lo que sea la realidad.
Así que ahí puede haber una mezcla de datos y problemas reales, de fusile de uno o varios expertos con relleno para que suene más creíble y menos incierto, en un momento en el que la gente exige explicaciones para ya. Cuando los análisis rigurosos necesitan de tiempo para acudir a los datos, analizarlos e interpretarlos, y solo entonces se puede saber nada con seguridad, y puede que ni siquiera entonces al 100%.
Por otro lado, y por lo que sea, el análisis de IA en cuestión tiene un punto catastrofista y derrotista que también me estaba escamando. Que no quita que lo que haya ocurrido se supone que no tendría que haber pasado y habrá que poner remedio para que no vuelva a pasar. Pero que con las cosas cuesta arriba y fallos varios se recupere de cero la red en menos de un día tampoco es moco de pavo...
@Stieg Alguien que parece que sabe de lo que habla decía en rtve que la caída del 60% es la respuesta del sistema para protegerse de lo que sea que ha causado el problema, que está por determinar. Que ante la situación que sea, esas partes de desconectan, y como lo que fuera era tan gordo, pues la caída y desconexión también. Y luego no queda otra que restaurar progresivamente y poco a poco, como se fue haciendo...
Pero que no se sabe, que no se puede saber antes de analizar la información minuciosamente, y que como es mucha información se tardará en saber con seguridad.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck could chuck wood
Woodchuck could chuck wood
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck could chuck wood
Woodchuck could chuck wood
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck could chuck wood
Woodchuck could chuck wood
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck could chuck wood
Woodchuck could chuck wood
I got diamonds on my shoes
I got temper like a fuse
I'm so good in the woods
Stealing money, Robin Hood
You need to stop and listen
Work that body, go twist it
Stop and listen
(That bitch is crazy)
www.meneame.net/story/policia-detiene-hombre-tras-intentar-agredir-dos
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Lover of the russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the Kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Lover of the russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
For power became known to more and more people
The demands to do something about this outrageous
Man became louder and louder
This man's just got to go! Declared his enemies
33.2d) CP: Son penas graves (...) Las inhabilitaciones especiales por tiempo superior a cinco años.
Y el 9.1 e) del Estatuto dice que es un requisito carecer de antecedentes por delitos que lleven aparejados penas graves.
Por ello, esa inhabilitación especial (como si es para ser cocinero o astronauta) es una pena grave y por ello impide la colegiación. No por el hecho de que la inhabilitación como juez provoque la de abogado, sino por ser una inhabilitación, repito, de lo que sea, pero superior a cinco años.
Lo único sería que ya estuviese colegiado antes del nuevo Estatuto, donde no había este requisito. Ahí sí que podría defenderse, pienso.
EMHO.
CC @UsuarioDuro
@Beltenebros
We are z. cavaricci
We are laser removed
Tasmanian devil tattoos
We are third string we are puck
We are special people's club
We are the half shirts with
Irreverent spring break top ten lists
We are munsoned we are squat
We are flashing twelve o'clock
We are spread out butt cheeks
Pulled apart so just the air leaks
We are "ishtar" we are tab
We are no right turn on red
We are the moustaches
The beatles grew when they dropped acid
You are the heart dotting "i"
In the word "apologize"
Scribbled drunk on a postcard
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are
I am the heart with no name
Airbrushed on the license plate
Of a subaru that was
Registered in pennsylvania
We are zima we are barf
We are cinderblock yard art
We are baldwin brothers
Not the good one but the others
We are amway we are shemp
We are sir david of brent
We are the queef after
A porn star breaks the gang bang record
You are the heart dotting "i"
In the word "apologize"
Scribbled drunk on a postcard
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are
I am the heart with no name
Airbrushed on the license plate
Of a subaru that was
Registered in pennsylvania
Steel is strongest so say we all
And if we all were not brothers of metal would we fall? No
They tried to test our spirit
They tasted steel before we were done
Grinding their bones into the dust of the past
All blown away like a shot from a gun
We cast our lot together four still stand as one
Here we'll remain forever till our kindgdoms one
Brothers of metal
We are fighting with power and steel
Fighting for metal, metal that's real
Brothers of metal will always be there
Standing together with hands in the air
Let us drink to the power drink to the sound
Thunder and metal are shaking the ground
Drink to your brothers who are never to fall
We're all brothers of metal here in the hall
Our hearts are filled with metal and masters we have none
And we will die for metal, metal heals my soul
Brothers of metal
We are fighting with power and steel
Fighting for metal, metal that's real
Brothers of metal will always be there
Standing together with hands in the air
Al mirar información sobre el dibujante, sale que la tira con ese título se empezó a publicar en los años 90 del siglo XX. Así que es mucho más reciente.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McPherson_(cartoonist)
HACED VUESTRAS COSICAS Y PREPARAD LOS BAÑADORES
@ChiquiVigo
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I travelled each and every highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way
Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way
Yes, there were times
I'm sure you knew
When I bit off
More than I could chew
But through it all
When there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall
And did it my way
I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way
Oh, no, oh, no, not me
I did it my way
(Llega un punto que me aburro un poco, perdón)
O igual es que te importa un pito y lo que realmente te jode es tu creencia, real o no, del perjuicio que sufre tu grupo identitario, y lo de la P I es una excusa.
Me preguntó si habrá un patrón. Quién sabe.
www.meneame.net/story/turista-asiatico-inmoviliza-carterista-barcelona
She couldn't help me with my mind
People think I'm insane because
I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things
But nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind
If I don't find something to pacify
Can you help me
Occupy my brain?
Oh yeah
I need someone to show me
The things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make
True happiness, I must be blind
Make a joke and I will sigh
And you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel
And love to me is so unreal
And so as you hear these words
Telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could but it's too late
Cuidado que ese comentario proviene de un LLM de inteligencia artificial, como indica la firma y ha vuelto a señalar el propio usuario.
Más que nada, porque la IA lo que hace bien es sonar convincente en temas de los que alguien no sabe o sabe poco, independientemente de lo que sea la realidad.
Así que ahí puede haber una mezcla de datos y problemas reales, de fusile de uno o varios expertos con relleno para que suene más creíble y menos incierto, en un momento en el que la gente exige explicaciones para ya. Cuando los análisis rigurosos necesitan de tiempo para acudir a los datos, analizarlos e interpretarlos, y solo entonces se puede saber nada con seguridad, y puede que ni siquiera entonces al 100%.
Por otro lado, y por lo que sea, el análisis de IA en cuestión tiene un punto catastrofista y derrotista que también me estaba escamando. Que no quita que lo que haya ocurrido se supone que no tendría que haber pasado y habrá que poner remedio para que no vuelva a pasar. Pero que con las cosas cuesta arriba y fallos varios se recupere de cero la red en menos de un día tampoco es moco de pavo...
@Stieg
Pero que no se sabe, que no se puede saber antes de analizar la información minuciosamente, y que como es mucha información se tardará en saber con seguridad.
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck could chuck wood
Woodchuck could chuck wood
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck could chuck wood
Woodchuck could chuck wood
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck could chuck wood
Woodchuck could chuck wood
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck could chuck wood
Woodchuck could chuck wood
I got diamonds on my shoes
I got temper like a fuse
I'm so good in the woods
Stealing money, Robin Hood
You need to stop and listen
Work that body, go twist it
Stop and listen
(That bitch is crazy)