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#8 El presidente de China, de cena en casa de Bill Gates

jotape — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 00:00:21 +0000

¿No se puede menear el comentario #7 de habladorcito? Qué bueno

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#7 El presidente de China, de cena en casa de Bill Gates

--1011-- — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 23:47:13 +0000

Me han enviado un mail con una broma referente a Bush y Hu, el presi de China. La conversación es entre Condolezza Rice y George W Bush (es en inglés ):

Oval Office

Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
Great. Lay it on me.
Hu is the new leader of China.
That's what I want to know.
That's what I'm telling you.
That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Yes.
I mean the fellow's name.
Hu.
The guy in China.
Hu.
The new leader of China.
Hu.
The Chinaman!
Hu is leading China.
Now whaddya' asking me for?
I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
That's the man's name.
That's who's name?
Yes.
Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Yes, sir.
Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
That's correct.
Then who is in China?
Yes, sir.
Yassir is in China?
No, sir.
Then who is?
Yes, sir.
Yassir?
No, sir.
Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Kofi?
No, thanks.
You want Kofi?
No.
You don't want Kofi.
No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Yes, sir.
Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Kofi?
Milk! Will you please make the call?
And call who?
Who is the guy at the U.N?
Hu is the guy in China.
Will you stay out of China?!
Yes, sir.
And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Kofi.
All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Rice, here.
Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you Get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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#6 El presidente de China, de cena en casa de Bill Gates

--3147-- — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 21:44:55 +0000

Gates como embajador de las libertades... Uhm, veamos... ¿DRM? ¿Patentes de software? ¿Prácticas monopolísticas ilegales?

¡Claro, por qué no! ¿Quién mejor que Billy para ese puesto?

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#5 El presidente de China, de cena en casa de Bill Gates

amnesika — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 20:32:40 +0000

gracias!

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#4 El presidente de China, de cena en casa de Bill Gates

versvs — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 19:42:41 +0000

aquí lo tienes, lo tenía en el historial de casa y en el curro no tenía tiempo pa buscar

news.com.com/China+president+at+Gates+house,+not+White+House/2100-1001

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#3 El presidente de China, de cena en casa de Bill Gates

amnesika — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 18:07:29 +0000

News.com? la mirare a ver que pillo,tal vez den mas informacion. Me ha resultado curiosa la noticia.

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#2 El presidente de China, de cena en casa de Bill Gates

versvs — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 17:19:28 +0000

ayer noche iba yo a poner esta noticia en su fuente inglesa (news.com) pero estaba tan cansado que cuando por error la perdí y tenía que volver a escribirlo decidí que era el momento de apagar el pc e ir a dormir...

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#1 El presidente de China, de cena en casa de Bill Gates

amnesika — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 16:50:04 +0000

Como curiosidad,esto sobre la mansion de Gates:

www.elmundo.es/documentos/casabillgates/bill.html
www.elmundo.es/documentos/casabillgates/recorre1.html

» autor: amnesika