TolerantUX - El primer kernel tolerante tipo UNIX del mundo [ENG]

ToleranUX (es como UNIX, pero con más Toblerone y Tolerancia) es el primer kernel de S.O. tipo UNIX del mundo que se adhiere a los principios modernos del siglo XXI de Igualdad, Inclusión y Tolerancia. ToleranUX se creó para revolucionar la Meritocracia Tóxica que impregna el mundo de FLOSS (Software Libre, gratuito y de Código Abierto) que ha demostrado ser el quid de la división, la causa del desequilibrio de género en el sector IT, y la perdición de la Verdadera Igualdad.

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FSF feminist software foundation
Tux giliprogre
http://i.imgur.com/fJRgZ3P.jpg

Gyntoo
http://i.imgur.com/8WcE7Bl.jpg

gracias #0 por menearlo

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#11 a mandar !

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#5 Me lo he tragado al principio, luego he visto lo de los safe spaces

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mount

In ToleranUX, mount-ing is not tolerated. The implication that one has to sexually mount a data storage before "accessing" it is deeply misogynistic for presuming that all relationships have to be first-and-foremost sexual.

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Es broma ¿no? ¿es del mundo today verdad que sí?

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#4 leelo por que te vas a hartar de reir, es una coña pero joder que bien hecha está

[#14 noahwilly]

Nos reimos ahora porque es coña.... esperad 5 años y veremos.

[#6 xizor]

Técnico y cargado de sarcasmo. No llega a portada ni-de-co-ña. Pero es un must-have.

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#6 es brutalmente bueno, te juro que me he estado una hoa riendo con las gilipolleces que decia , la seccion de los comandos coreutils es de mis preferidas

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Algunas perlas:

init

In Linux land, the adoption of SystemD seems to be a growing trend amongst all different walks of distros. This is alarming and problematic largely due to the blatant association of the name SystemD with what must be a brogrammer inside joke about phalluses and computing systems. In reaction to that, ToleranUX shall boldly go where no Linux dev has dared to go before: instead of an immature and creepy SystemDick, we shall celebrate the beautiful and strong SystemVag, or SysVinit for short.

Processes and Forking
Processes in ToleranUX do not follow the antiquated patriarchal practices of UNIX. In ToleranUX, processes diverse.

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touch ahora funciona de manera asincrónica [...] el archivo le informará cuándo ha dado el consentimiento "touch"

[#15 kmon]

He entrado directamente a buscar esto :
"The man or manual util is simply oppressive because of its name."

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In light of all of the above, crypto is currently banned from ToleranUX if you are a male user. All sources of entropy now send only zeroes as their output in beautiful yonic pride. The government is here to protect you, and there should be no "means of communication" which they "cannot read".

For female users, a limited form of cryptography is allowed as defence against the Patriarchy. We encourage all female users to distribute their private keys instead of public. This is to allow for the most inclusive environment possible. Many People Of Color and Womyn have had their identities taken from them and replaced by whatever white men wanted them to use. We think that allowing everyone to assume each others identities will be a great first step in the healing and reparations for these vile acts.

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Via Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/9ghnas/2015_toleranux_worlds_first_unixlike_operating/

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